Notices by Zettour (zettour@gearlandia.haus), page 3
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@WandererUber @sickburnbro I trust my mother when she complained about having her night ruined by having to drag 2 others back to the car almost immediately. Two that got dragged drank a blue drink (the easiest available roofies dissolve blue).
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@lain I guess it's because it smells sort of like pineapple, misleading naming
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@coolboymew @haberdasher @LibrarianRA There are pogo sticks you can get over 10' on now, if you want to break some bones
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@lain You can still fulfill your dreams, burn down a bakery
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@djsumdog @Wyliesau Although that guy has interesting content occasionally, in this case I think he realized he fucked up and deleted his own post. The change was between September 16, 2024 06:00:07 and 08:23:52 (guessing Wayback uses California time, but doesn't especially matter), none of the older versions of the site have the line about bank transactions. It's a supremely shady indian click bait website that's also oddly tied to online classes to become a lawyer.
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My pay is suddenly fluctuating, but I'm salaried. And one payroll they actually paid me for having insurance (???). I don't understand how you fuck up payroll this badly.
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@lamp RAM Successfully Downloaded
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@meso @sapphire Actually the battery is converting your kinetic force into electricity. You can't do it forever because batteries are designed to send out power instead of take it in and become damaged in the process. Trust the science.
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@coolboymew @leyonhjelm @sun Allegedly 10 million
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It's really messed up that internet influencers are getting paid by Russia to spread disinformation. That should be me.
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Transgenders are taking over mass shootings like they did videogame speedruns.
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@lain @shibao I hesitate to think of 8 equally weighted stocks as an index.
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@sickburnbro I hate our public schools, but homeschooling is in even worse shape from what I've seen. My cousin had a science textbook where Jesus was literally riding a dinosaur and history texts had odd religious judgements of notable figures in American history. No matter your opinion on the veracity Dinosaur Cowboy Jesus, that sort of thing doesn't help when trying to get a kid into college or to be able to interact with the general public who they assume will have similar views as baseline.
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People will complain that Revolver™️ hasn't been released, but the software has been complete for over a year. What's holding back a release is deciding whether to call posts "Bullets", "Rounds", or "Bangs". Mastodon showed that this is the most important aspect of a federating communication software with "Toots", so the decision isn't taken lightly.
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@kaia Anything rolled in prosciutto is good
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@lain Wish fulfillment
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@King_Noticer @Humpleupagus It's really easy to make a corporation if you ever want to in the future, even as one guy. Would be a waste of $50-500 in filing fees right now though depending where you are.
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@King_Noticer @Humpleupagus That's more than my corporation's ever done, but it's fun to joke about being a CEO occasionally.
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@lina @MK2boogaloo He'd have removed the blackification curse in the process of revenge on Azura. Probably would have ended up curing the Orcs too, when Makacath inevitably pissed him off. Everyone would be an Ash Ghoul, but that's a small price to pay not to be black anymore.
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@MK2boogaloo Dagoth Ur if you hadn't ruined his utopia.
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