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Gawr Gura sitting on a lawn chair. (gear@gearlandia.haus)'s status on Monday, 24-Mar-2025 11:08:26 JST Gawr Gura sitting on a lawn chair.
@get
Aight, I got no stake in this convo. Take it easy with the accusations. -
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@get
Pedophile gets tossed around so often it's lost it's meaning. There are better ways to get (yous) from me. -
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Gawr Gura sitting on a lawn chair. (gear@gearlandia.haus)'s status on Monday, 24-Mar-2025 10:56:20 JST Gawr Gura sitting on a lawn chair.
>we upgraded Roll
aight say no more. -
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Gawr Gura sitting on a lawn chair. (gear@gearlandia.haus)'s status on Saturday, 22-Mar-2025 13:37:19 JST Gawr Gura sitting on a lawn chair.
@ubernigga @mischievoustomato
>four internet girlfriends
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@ubernigga
I’m like 99% sure there’s either a Latina or a hybrid.
But either way I’m Asian so this works for me. -
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Gawr Gura sitting on a lawn chair. (gear@gearlandia.haus)'s status on Saturday, 22-Mar-2025 13:29:02 JST Gawr Gura sitting on a lawn chair.
@ubernigga
This would not be the first or last time I’ve had an ebony Queen -
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Gawr Gura sitting on a lawn chair. (gear@gearlandia.haus)'s status on Friday, 21-Mar-2025 13:39:11 JST Gawr Gura sitting on a lawn chair.
eating watermelons was not enough. -
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Gawr Gura sitting on a lawn chair. (gear@gearlandia.haus)'s status on Friday, 21-Mar-2025 13:39:10 JST Gawr Gura sitting on a lawn chair.
In this timeline I have somehow managed to create both Futurama tier wagiebots, and GFL tier maid bods. -
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Gawr Gura sitting on a lawn chair. (gear@gearlandia.haus)'s status on Friday, 21-Mar-2025 13:39:10 JST Gawr Gura sitting on a lawn chair.
>Well I have a kid. May as well install the fembot mod so I don't traumatize the kid with two robots.
>end up creating this monstrosity by messing with genetics. -
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Gawr Gura sitting on a lawn chair. (gear@gearlandia.haus)'s status on Friday, 21-Mar-2025 13:39:09 JST Gawr Gura sitting on a lawn chair.
and since MSN-01 got a promotion to production manager his new name is Sazabi -
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Gawr Gura sitting on a lawn chair. (gear@gearlandia.haus)'s status on Friday, 21-Mar-2025 13:39:08 JST Gawr Gura sitting on a lawn chair.
>Schizophrenic Tech Bro
>Goth Bocchi
>Their child who will most likely end up being an international super spy
>Roll if she had Aphrodite's missile capabilities
>Sazabi if he was designed by the Futurama art director. -
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Gawr Gura sitting on a lawn chair. (gear@gearlandia.haus)'s status on Friday, 21-Mar-2025 13:39:07 JST Gawr Gura sitting on a lawn chair.
>Hey meatbag
>Hey runners
>So what's the word
>I got a promotion while you were off spawning an inferior offspring. -
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Gawr Gura sitting on a lawn chair. (gear@gearlandia.haus)'s status on Friday, 21-Mar-2025 13:39:06 JST Gawr Gura sitting on a lawn chair.
>You've already fucked up the timeline enough
>wait.
>You just bring up a good point I should go to the future. -
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Gawr Gura sitting on a lawn chair. (gear@gearlandia.haus)'s status on Friday, 21-Mar-2025 13:39:04 JST Gawr Gura sitting on a lawn chair.
I JUST GOT TO THIS TIMELINE -
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Gawr Gura sitting on a lawn chair. (gear@gearlandia.haus)'s status on Friday, 21-Mar-2025 13:39:03 JST Gawr Gura sitting on a lawn chair.
Fucking cosplayer. -
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Gawr Gura sitting on a lawn chair. (gear@gearlandia.haus)'s status on Friday, 21-Mar-2025 13:39:03 JST Gawr Gura sitting on a lawn chair.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU MARRY INTO THE DIWANS?
CASVAL YOU MAYBE ONLY 2 DAYS OLD, BUT YOU ARE NOT MARRYING INTO A FAMILY OF CALIFORNIAN SAND NIGGERS, NO MATTER HOW NICE THEY ARE. -
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Gawr Gura sitting on a lawn chair. (gear@gearlandia.haus)'s status on Friday, 21-Mar-2025 13:39:02 JST Gawr Gura sitting on a lawn chair.
>Time traveller spawns in cuck box.
>decide to say fuck this gay earth and go to the future
>after spending several days eating ass learning to hoverboard take up a month learning robots in a bootleg apple robotics store
>do side jobs for bootleg doc brown
>the future sucks, I'm tired of eating synthetic deserts all the time
>come back
>10k has digitally been deposited to your bank account
>can't exactly sell future tech without raising suspicions
>take up career as a self employed "inventor
>time spent cleaning house cuts into time creating piece of shit inventions like "the ball smasher" and "metal toy cow"
>fuck this.
>go back to the future
>buy a robot crafting station
>go BACK to the past
>create Sazabi
>fine tune him and give him sentience
>ONE DAY, Shiori wants to have sex in the robot pod
>okay.jpeg
>Sazabi always gives me the stink eye over this
>move into a new place off of Shiori's concert money
>decide to go to the future after Casval's birth
>the only thing they gave me was a shitty statue that doesn't look like me because you would never catch me wearing a polo shirt and fucking cargo shorts
>father of plumbot creations
>John looks in indifference
>credits kick in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBaTqZfvKp8 -
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Gawr Gura sitting on a lawn chair. (gear@gearlandia.haus)'s status on Friday, 21-Mar-2025 13:39:01 JST Gawr Gura sitting on a lawn chair.
>OH HEY YOU'RE JOHN BANDAI
>YOU WANNA COME DOWN TO OUR BOOK SIGNING IN THE FUTURE?
SURE, FUCK IT, MY BLOODLINE IS ALREADY INFESTED BY SAND NIGGERS.In conversation from gearlandia.haus permalink Attachments
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Gawr Gura sitting on a lawn chair. (gear@gearlandia.haus)'s status on Friday, 21-Mar-2025 13:39:01 JST Gawr Gura sitting on a lawn chair.
Oh right I should probably pick up some laser rhythm books for the wife since you can't get those back in present day In conversation from gearlandia.haus permalink Attachments
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Gawr Gura sitting on a lawn chair. (gear@gearlandia.haus)'s status on Friday, 21-Mar-2025 13:39:00 JST Gawr Gura sitting on a lawn chair.
Meanwhile, Ben Kenobi and Fry are dicking around outside of the bookshop In conversation from gearlandia.haus permalink Attachments