Notices by The Galactic Shitpost Outpost (cosmictrigger@kolektiva.social), page 7

If you’re one of the fortunate few who’s never been on the receiving end of a full-blown vegan guilt trip, it tends to go something like this:

"Why don’t you educate yourself and do some research and read a book so you won’t sound so stupid? If you bloodmouth carnist corpsemunchers want to drink milk, sure, go ahead and guzzle your pus excretions from poisoned bovines. If you want to eat your feces-encrusted meat, well, don’t count on me to visit you in the hospital when your colon melts into a sopping sewage pile of bleeding tumors and impacted fecal boulders. Don’t ask for my sympathy as you writhe and wither and die as the souls of 100 trillion slaughtered animals laugh at you. Go right ahead and gorge your fat jowls on your McDeathburgers and then get banished to a cold, dark hole where you’re forced to listen to the sound of geese being slaughtered for eternity. Maybe those pained shrieks will terrify you so much, you’ll involuntarily defecate and require the cancer-ward nurse to come in and clean up after you, making you feel ashamed and helpless and useless and powerless and all the other feelings of weakness and self-hatred that naturally precede all insight and remorse and positive change."

Like the most dedicated anti-abortion crusader or Holocaust devotee, they’ll flash poster-sized images of one ghastly atrocity at you after the next. It’s like some inverse form of porno to them. They hate what they’re seeing, but they can’t seem to see enough of it.

The only difference is that the pictures they’re showing you are of animals rather than humans. They claim not to see a difference, and they’ll accuse you of “speciesism“ if you disagree.

Because “animal rights” lunatics hyperextend their definition of things such as social justice and equality to embrace every life form below Homo sapiens, that’s why they’re more annoying and militant than all other leftist activists. They’re proposing something even crazier than those who strain to argue that all humans are equal.

Such lunacy causes them to liken themselves to abolitionists and refer to the honey industry as “bee slavery.” It’s why they equate slaughterhouses to concentration camps. It’s why animal “liberators” compare their actions to the Underground Railroad.

Ironically, it’s all merely an underhanded form of pure animal aggression. It’s yet another way to act superior in the name of equality.

I wonder . . . would the whales save you?

Once the Buddha died, wasn't he eaten by worms?

If life is so sacred, why does everything die?

I can think of one case in which animals are superior to humans:

Animals don't project their daffy delusions onto us.

@anarchopunk_girl

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@anarchopunk_girl transphobia is pervasive and endemic to tankie culture.

But then there are transgender tankies and that shit blows my mind. I know one in real life and my trans anarchist best friend - who I met the transtank through - and I have to tell them how ridiculous they sound.

If you are transgender or enby and fly the Soviet Flag and stan people like Stalin, you are a special kind of stupid. We're talking about a regime that would label your existence as 'bourgeois degeneracy'. It's disgusting because it's a regime that would send you to a horrid mental institute at best and kill you at worst.

Being a trans or enby Tankie is some real "Jews for Hitler" energy.

This is one of the most cursed images I've ever seen

@anarchopunk_girl

I don't care if someone is an "it's a personal choice, I don't care what you eat/wear" vegan.

But those kinds of vegans are extremely rare.

Because those kinds of vegans don't call you a mass murderer because you happen to like cheeseburgers.

@anarchopunk_girl EVERY left winger should care about trans rights. NOT caring makes you a . . . well not a leftist.

See any group full of tankies.

Andrew Vachss, world-reknown crusader for children who have been or are being abused, said this once about activism:

"I think there’s only so much ‘care’ to go around inside everyone. The more different things you ‘care’ about, the less you can ‘care’ about any one of them. The people who want to STOP women from having abortions, that’s the ONLY thing they ‘care’ about. But the people who want women to be ABLE to have abortions, they ‘care’ about a whole lot of stuff–clean air, pure water, logging, cigarette smoking, racism, gun control, animal rights, affirmative action, freedom of speech, etc. Fanatics always have more impact than dabblers. When it comes to getting something done, whether it’s breaking a brick with your hand or overthrowing a government, focus is the best weapon of all. People on a jihad are willing to do things most people aren’t."

My focus is capitalism, and by extension, fascism.

So . . . hot take:

Not every leftist is required to care about your particular issue.

A person who is on the verge of being homeless and hungry is not thinking about January 6th, animal rights, or transgender issues (unless this happened because they're trans.)

But there are so many leftists who DEMAND you been seen CARING AND CARING LOUDLY.

I do not want to hear from annoying and self-righteous vegans at all. I care quite a lot about racism and trans issues, but that is because I am not about to be homeless or hungry.

Pick your battles.

If you have an indomitable will and laser-like focus, and put all your effort into that one cause, you are more likely to achieve your goals.

Except, of course, vegans, because no one in the history of mankind has ever changed their views because someone laid a massive guilt trip on them.

Cool transgender trivia from adult animated cartoons:

If you watch the Vivziepop cartoon "Helluva Boss" carefully, and the color scheme of the imp's horns, you find out that Sallie May, Millie's sister is trans. (They actually got a trans voice actress for her small part in the show.)

AMAB imps' horns have thick white stripes and thick black stripes while AFAB imps horns are black with very thin white stripes.

@kittenlikeasmallcat @Mondobizarrro

Ann Magnuson (from Bongwater) played the girl Catherine Deneuve and David Bowie seduce and kill at the beginning of the film "The Hunger"

If Oliver Anthony can become famous overnight by tricking MAGA CHUDs into making him famous, so can I.

I just wrote this and it is brilliant because my left wing politics are still intact throughout the whole thing. Now I just gotta write county music for it:

THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN

I’m a proud redneck yes-er-ee
I’m not responsible for slavery
But you keep on changin’ history
That was a rich man’s war you see
And the rich man keeps on holdin’ me down
Can’t afford to live in this town
So let’s put red bandanas on our necks
And go and raise some livin heck

I’m a white man and can’tcha see
That I’m livin’ in misery
There’s privilege and there’s poverty
BUT THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN
Don’t lay all that guilt on me
You liberals don’t change a thing
That’s why I’m mad as heck, you see
BUT THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN

The boss man he don’t really care
If the workers gotta take welfare
While takin’ out taxes – that ain’t fair
Stealin’ from me my hard-earned share
Well those East Coast liberals better beware
We’re headed back to the Mountain Blair
We got guns and we don’t care
We’re sick of livin’ in despair

I’m a white man and can’tcha see
That I’m livin’ in misery
There’s privilege and there’s poverty
BUT THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN
Don’t lay all that guilt on me
You liberals don’t change a thing
That’s why I’m mad as heck, you see
BUT THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN

🤣 😆 🤣 😆

Like, those CHUDs are so oblivious to history they'll just latch onto my ACTUAL hatred of liberals and love of guns and ignore the part about rich men wanting to maintain slavery or the history of Blair Mountain

@Outersider @SocialistStan @dgar @maggiemaybe @HappyHeathen @anarchopunk_girl @waldenecovillage @arrrg @passenger

Ya'll are the only ones I could think to tag who would appreciate the irony of this because you know for a FACT right wingers will latch onto it while being completely oblivious to the real message LOL

@SocialistStan

I am a fucking genius, and country music is really easy to write. My bandmate and I can have this song written and recorded in a day.

It is the perfect time, too because the GOP debates are happening.

If we can wait for the GOP to latch onto it, and hopefully it goes viral like "Rich Men North of Richmond" does, then I can use that fame to push a leftwing populist agenda and make a boatload of money at the same time

@SocialistStan And that reminded me of this gem:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijr4rwb2WbE

Further proof Russians stole the 2016 election!! Get these best-sellers now!!

Image shows Lucy from "Peanuts" holding the football to the ground while Charlie Brown looks at her suspiciously. She is saying "This is it, Charlie Brown, if you vote one more time, there will be real change!"

If I listed all the ways the Democratic Party paved the way for Trump, I would be here all night

I set Firefox to make me have to re-enter passwords and 2-factor notifications every time I log out of websites and log back in, and I don't know how to undo it.

@anarchopunk_girl

That's fair.

All anyone has to do to know your point is spot-on is watch Bill Maher

MOST people are not filled with bigotry and hate. Nazis SEEM like they are a huge population of people, but their ideas are wildly unpopular with society at large.

In other words, they are a fringe group.

The ONLY reason they are gaining more and more power is because LIBERALS LET THEM

Someone saw a toot of mine, said they're blocking me cuz I used the word "tankie" . . . and then blocked me.

Mastodon is not an airport. You don't need to announce your departure

@anarchopunk_girl I swear I go from "I believe nonviolent direct action and mutual aid is the best way to change things" to "holy mother of god let's just kill these evil fucks" with every new horror these people think up