Notices by Happy Heathen (happyheathen@kolektiva.social)

What democracy and perpetual motion machines have in common is that there will always be stupid motherfuckers insisting that if you do it right enough it will work.

I wonder if eBay actually thumps on sellers who are reported for policy violations. Because fuck those clowns sending grifts from scAmazon prime. Fuck them on rusty fire hydrants until their dead ancestors beg for mercy, plus thirty days more.