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If Oliver Anthony can become famous overnight by tricking MAGA CHUDs into making him famous, so can I.

I just wrote this and it is brilliant because my left wing politics are still intact throughout the whole thing. Now I just gotta write county music for it:

THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN

I’m a proud redneck yes-er-ee
I’m not responsible for slavery
But you keep on changin’ history
That was a rich man’s war you see
And the rich man keeps on holdin’ me down
Can’t afford to live in this town
So let’s put red bandanas on our necks
And go and raise some livin heck

I’m a white man and can’tcha see
That I’m livin’ in misery
There’s privilege and there’s poverty
BUT THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN
Don’t lay all that guilt on me
You liberals don’t change a thing
That’s why I’m mad as heck, you see
BUT THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN

The boss man he don’t really care
If the workers gotta take welfare
While takin’ out taxes – that ain’t fair
Stealin’ from me my hard-earned share
Well those East Coast liberals better beware
We’re headed back to the Mountain Blair
We got guns and we don’t care
We’re sick of livin’ in despair

I’m a white man and can’tcha see
That I’m livin’ in misery
There’s privilege and there’s poverty
BUT THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN
Don’t lay all that guilt on me
You liberals don’t change a thing
That’s why I’m mad as heck, you see
BUT THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN

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Like, those CHUDs are so oblivious to history they'll just latch onto my ACTUAL hatred of liberals and love of guns and ignore the part about rich men wanting to maintain slavery or the history of Blair Mountain