Notices by Jordi (Flopsome Opossum) (jorsh@beige.party)

@GayDeceiver

It's almost like... it isn't a choice... huh. Wild.

I've kissed another man before. It sucked because he was a jerk. Him being male was beside the point. I didn't magically become gay. It confirmed that I'm not generally attracted to masc people. But it didn't fill me with the need to cut off my lips. That kind of thought is probably indicative of a mental condition.

If you are in marketing or advertising, please know that you are scum. That is all.

Advertising is a nonconsensual, invasive mental intrusion, and should be treated as such.

Remember to do a huge bong rip for Jesus today, stoner nerds.

@aral

I wish the plastic in their keyboards would meld with their fingers, making them incapable of typing.

I want to wish a wonderful #TransDayOfVisiblity to all of my beautiful, wonderful, amazing friends. Without you, this world is incomplete and soulless. My life would be less, had I never opened my mind and listened to your stories, fears, hopes and joys. I will always stand with you, especially now. :trans:

Hey #Punk lovers, anyone have any good Oi! recommendations that aren't right-wing fuckheads? #Music

I urge any of my friends on Mastodon.World (if there are any of you) to consider migrating. I'm about to block the domain. The spam is getting out of hand.

So long. Lemme know when you get shit sorted out.

@marcoandrei

Yes it does. It makes me very happy.

@prettygood

Autocorrect can rot in Held

@evan

Not in an academic context. In my recovery program, those of us who successfully finished the 35 day program were invited to return for weekly meetings as alumni, which I did for a number of years, and was also a part of the commitee.

@geekysteven

Move over, John Mulaney. This kid has talent!

Canadian: *looking at a maple tree* I'd tap that.

Every week, Canadians mass all their negative energies into a singular form and poop out a Canadian goose. It is our Golem of rage. #CanadianWarGeese

Dear Mastodon.Social,

Get your spam under control.

@jilleduffy

See: George Carlin
Re: Euphemism, Soft Language

He noted that if you make the term longer and cumbersome, it loses impact. It sterilizes the idea. Shell shock became battle fatigue, then became operational exhaustion. The humanity had been wrung out of it.

Does this mean I'm not allowed to listen to #American #HeavyMetal anymore!? #USPol #CanPol #TariffWars

I've been unemployed for about 5 months now. My retirement fund is almost dry, and I have no backup left. I'm not paying rent at the moment, but I still need to pay for food, gas, medication, and bills. Any help is appreciated greatly.

paypal.me/jordisharpe

#MutualAid #BegPost

THIS MEETING COULD HAVE BEEN A MOSHPIT