Let them mix it up, though. Sword here, bat'leth there, maybe a set of nunchuku for a laugh.
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Jordi (Foppy Cougar) (jorsh@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 28-Jun-2024 14:45:29 JST Jordi (Foppy Cougar)
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Jordi (Foppy Cougar) (jorsh@beige.party)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Jun-2024 08:59:24 JST Jordi (Foppy Cougar)
I need someone to detail Nigel Farage's debilitating injuries, sustained at the hands of a young jeezabel with a weaponized beverage.
They say it was assault, so I would surmise that he somehow ended up with a contusion, or maybe a laceration from an errant shard of banana? Perhaps an allergic reaction? Brain freeze? No? Nothing? He got a little sticky and chilly?
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Jordi (Foppy Cougar) (jorsh@beige.party)'s status on Sunday, 02-Jun-2024 03:59:09 JST Jordi (Foppy Cougar)
Having my second coffee on the porch. Mum is looking through road atlas of France we used in 2000, trying to find a location in a book she's reading that we traveled through. The horses are out in the front yard. The elk calf is still laying down in the west field, isolated and safe. Mama elk is out of view, but we trust she'll be back. Birds are singing, near and far. A few dogs are conversing on the wind. Crickets are chirping. Across the road and behind our northern neighbor's property, I see someone puttering around their yard. An airplane is slowly transiting overhead. Some vehicle slowly rolls down the chip and sealed road off in the distance. A lawn mower starts up - a ride on. The eastern neighbor's rooster crows. Mum gets fed up with the maps and goes to make lunch. A goose honks. Then another. A second rooster, further away, crows
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Jordi (Foppy Cougar) (jorsh@beige.party)'s status on Tuesday, 21-May-2024 09:29:11 JST Jordi (Foppy Cougar)
Fuck your golf course. I piss on your golf course.
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Jordi (Foppy Cougar) (jorsh@beige.party)'s status on Tuesday, 21-May-2024 09:29:10 JST Jordi (Foppy Cougar)
Look, we have virtual reality now. We don't need to waste that land on a stupid fucking game that encourages disgusting cultural and environmental behaviors.
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Jordi (Foppy Cougar) (jorsh@beige.party)'s status on Monday, 13-May-2024 04:33:22 JST Jordi (Foppy Cougar)
I'm a Canadian, so my opinion has no real bearing on this. Take this with a brick of salt.
Not voting for Biden (who I greatly dislike) would be cutting one's wrists to spite their face. The US has a two party system masquerading as an open field democracy. It is either Democrat or Republican. No third party has any chance of claiming the presidency *at this moment in time*. Maybe when the Republican party finally implodes, you might get a better alternative. But as things stand at this moment in time, voting for Biden is your populace's only chance of survival.
As I said, this is just my outsider opinion.
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Jordi (Foppy Cougar) (jorsh@beige.party)'s status on Monday, 13-May-2024 00:31:11 JST Jordi (Foppy Cougar)
@HauntedOwlbear This is my lounging tee. I get home from work, off come the work clothes, on go the sweatpants and tee.
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Jordi (Foppy Cougar) (jorsh@beige.party)'s status on Sunday, 24-Mar-2024 23:24:20 JST Jordi (Foppy Cougar)
I came for the kindness.
I stayed for the madness.
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Jordi (Foppy Cougar) (jorsh@beige.party)'s status on Monday, 11-Mar-2024 05:20:48 JST Jordi (Foppy Cougar)
Sex moves? Do you create combo chains?
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Jordi (Foppy Cougar) (jorsh@beige.party)'s status on Thursday, 01-Feb-2024 12:09:59 JST Jordi (Foppy Cougar)
Lemme get this straight: the descendents of slaveholders are calling us lazy?
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Jordi (Foppy Cougar) (jorsh@beige.party)'s status on Thursday, 01-Feb-2024 05:45:14 JST Jordi (Foppy Cougar)
The idea that so many people would choose to be lazy is, in and of itself, lazy. People have aspirations and goals that are untenable in their financial situation. Remove the barrier, and suddenly, you have millions of people enriching their lives.
We seem lazy because we're fucking depressed and tired from working all the time.
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Jordi (Foppy Cougar) (jorsh@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 19-Jan-2024 23:39:40 JST Jordi (Foppy Cougar)
Today, I have 9 years of sobriety from alcohol. Without the support of my mum and sister, the recovery center and the various meetings and various groups I've attended over the years, I would not be alive today.
If you know someone suffering from an addiction of any sort, please, offer compassion and support, not condemnation. Even the strongest and wisest can fall prey to addiction. A little kindness can go a long way.
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Jordi (Foppy Cougar) (jorsh@beige.party)'s status on Monday, 15-Jan-2024 06:00:14 JST Jordi (Foppy Cougar)
@carolleisa @hannu_ikonen @STL_Inquiries
There's a great quote going around, which I'll paraphrase: "In a time of performatuve cruelty, being kind is punk as fuck."
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Jordi (Foppy Cougar) (jorsh@beige.party)'s status on Thursday, 04-Jan-2024 15:27:17 JST Jordi (Foppy Cougar)
Timelords: What the actual fuck!?
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Jordi (Foppy Cougar) (jorsh@beige.party)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Jan-2024 04:44:13 JST Jordi (Foppy Cougar)
#CurrentlyListeningTo Boris - Breathe #HeavyMetal #DoomMetal #SludgeMetal #Experimental 🇯🇵
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Jordi (Foppy Cougar) (jorsh@beige.party)'s status on Monday, 25-Dec-2023 10:39:40 JST Jordi (Foppy Cougar)
I don't usually give a crap about word of the year selections. But I think that "Enshittification" is probably the most important word that was embraced this year, culturally. It describes a process that affects all our lives in one way or another. Very potent and telling of the times.
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Jordi (Foppy Cougar) (jorsh@beige.party)'s status on Monday, 11-Dec-2023 11:00:01 JST Jordi (Foppy Cougar)
Reality leans left.
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Jordi (Foppy Cougar) (jorsh@beige.party)'s status on Monday, 11-Dec-2023 04:07:58 JST Jordi (Foppy Cougar)
Normalize laughing in people's faces and walking away when they share their latest conspiracy theory. Don't even argue, just laugh and walk away, in tears of mirth.
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Jordi (Foppy Cougar) (jorsh@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 08-Dec-2023 05:18:21 JST Jordi (Foppy Cougar)
Ok.
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Jordi (Foppy Cougar) (jorsh@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 08-Dec-2023 05:15:10 JST Jordi (Foppy Cougar)
Nope.