Notices by Jordi (Flopsome Opossum) (jorsh@beige.party)

I want to wish a wonderful #TransDayOfVisiblity to all of my beautiful, wonderful, amazing friends. Without you, this world is incomplete and soulless. My life would be less, had I never opened my mind and listened to your stories, fears, hopes and joys. I will always stand with you, especially now. :trans:

Hey #Punk lovers, anyone have any good Oi! recommendations that aren't right-wing fuckheads? #Music

I urge any of my friends on Mastodon.World (if there are any of you) to consider migrating. I'm about to block the domain. The spam is getting out of hand.

So long. Lemme know when you get shit sorted out.

@marcoandrei

Yes it does. It makes me very happy.

@prettygood

Autocorrect can rot in Held

@evan

Not in an academic context. In my recovery program, those of us who successfully finished the 35 day program were invited to return for weekly meetings as alumni, which I did for a number of years, and was also a part of the commitee.

@geekysteven

Move over, John Mulaney. This kid has talent!

Canadian: *looking at a maple tree* I'd tap that.

Every week, Canadians mass all their negative energies into a singular form and poop out a Canadian goose. It is our Golem of rage. #CanadianWarGeese

Dear Mastodon.Social,

Get your spam under control.

@jilleduffy

See: George Carlin
Re: Euphemism, Soft Language

He noted that if you make the term longer and cumbersome, it loses impact. It sterilizes the idea. Shell shock became battle fatigue, then became operational exhaustion. The humanity had been wrung out of it.

Does this mean I'm not allowed to listen to #American #HeavyMetal anymore!? #USPol #CanPol #TariffWars

I've been unemployed for about 5 months now. My retirement fund is almost dry, and I have no backup left. I'm not paying rent at the moment, but I still need to pay for food, gas, medication, and bills. Any help is appreciated greatly.

paypal.me/jordisharpe

#MutualAid #BegPost

THIS MEETING COULD HAVE BEEN A MOSHPIT

"You don't look disabled."

"And you don't look like an asshole, but here we are."

@evan

Unofficially, but yes, run by @chris.

@evan

No, not as my main account. Maybe for a local-focused account only, but I've found my happy home on beige. A province-based instance was introduced a few months ago, and while I support and interact with them, the geographical aspect is less meaningful to me than this coalition of screaming bastards I've joined together with in a disturbing, semi-erotic Lynch-esque fusion.

I'd start protecting left leaning judges. They are in danger. Especially if they're involved in any Trump case.

Weather app: "Snow possible in the next hour."

That's great, but I'll be impressed when your app tells me "Snow impossible in the next hour."

#TrumpIsACunt He's a big old cunt, he's the cuntiest cunt that you ever done saw.