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   geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Feb-2025 03:52:47 JST geekysteven

   My daughter: Why did the pig cross the road?

   Me: Why?

   Daughter: OK it doesn't have to be a pig.

   Me: Ok

   Daughter: It could be any farm animal

   Me: Ok

   Daughter: Anyway they crossed the road cause they were mad Barnes and Noble wasn't a real barn. Also, they were at a Barnes and Noble at the start of the joke

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     qurlyjoe (qurlyjoe@mstdn.social)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Feb-2025 03:52:58 JST qurlyjoe

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     @geekysteven
     Your daughter has a potential career in stand-up.

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     anubis2814 (anubis2814@friendica.myportal.social)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Feb-2025 03:53:05 JST anubis2814

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     @geekysteven " Also, they were at a Barnes and Noble at the start of the joke" That's what we call a twist ending.
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     snarl (snarl@beige.party)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Feb-2025 03:53:05 JST snarl

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     @geekysteven genius level humor

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     Jordi (Flopsome Opossum) (jorsh@beige.party)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Feb-2025 03:53:07 JST Jordi (Flopsome Opossum)

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     @geekysteven

     Move over, John Mulaney. This kid has talent!