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    geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Feb-2025 03:52:47 JST geekysteven geekysteven

    My daughter: Why did the pig cross the road?

    Me: Why?

    Daughter: OK it doesn't have to be a pig.

    Me: Ok

    Daughter: It could be any farm animal

    Me: Ok

    Daughter: Anyway they crossed the road cause they were mad Barnes and Noble wasn't a real barn. Also, they were at a Barnes and Noble at the start of the joke

    In conversation about 3 months ago from beige.party permalink

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      qurlyjoe (qurlyjoe@mstdn.social)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Feb-2025 03:52:58 JST qurlyjoe qurlyjoe
      in reply to

      @geekysteven
      Your daughter has a potential career in stand-up.

      In conversation about 3 months ago permalink
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      anubis2814 (anubis2814@friendica.myportal.social)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Feb-2025 03:53:05 JST anubis2814 anubis2814
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      @geekysteven " Also, they were at a Barnes and Noble at the start of the joke" That's what we call a twist ending.
      In conversation about 3 months ago permalink
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      snarl (snarl@beige.party)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Feb-2025 03:53:05 JST snarl snarl
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      @geekysteven genius level humor

      In conversation about 3 months ago permalink
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      Jordi (Flopsome Opossum) (jorsh@beige.party)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Feb-2025 03:53:07 JST Jordi (Flopsome Opossum) Jordi (Flopsome Opossum)
      in reply to

      @geekysteven

      Move over, John Mulaney. This kid has talent!

      In conversation about 3 months ago permalink

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