Notices by Jordi (Flopsome Opossum) (jorsh@beige.party), page 2

@evan

No, not as my main account. Maybe for a local-focused account only, but I've found my happy home on beige. A province-based instance was introduced a few months ago, and while I support and interact with them, the geographical aspect is less meaningful to me than this coalition of screaming bastards I've joined together with in a disturbing, semi-erotic Lynch-esque fusion.

I'd start protecting left leaning judges. They are in danger. Especially if they're involved in any Trump case.

Weather app: "Snow possible in the next hour."

That's great, but I'll be impressed when your app tells me "Snow impossible in the next hour."

#TrumpIsACunt He's a big old cunt, he's the cuntiest cunt that you ever done saw.

How long do you think until he lets slip that he had Ivana killed?

@feld

*saves to folder for future beige initiation rituals*

@lisamelton is actually John Mastodon's daughter, but she keeps it quiet because he's so proud of her and, ugh dad, just let her have like a minute to herself.

@ShaulaEvans

To me, it's so beautiful that a global network of nerds is having trouble distinguishing between multiple Mongolian folk rock/metal bands. That's just fucking awesome. I've got some Sri Lankan Depressive #BlackMetal if y'all need a downer.

Assassination is wrong, always. Block me if you disagree, tankie and fashie fucks.

Fuck Trump. I hate him with a fury, but I don't want him dead. I want him rotting away in a cell.

@DelphineUnseen

Let them mix it up, though. Sword here, bat'leth there, maybe a set of nunchuku for a laugh.

I need someone to detail Nigel Farage's debilitating injuries, sustained at the hands of a young jeezabel with a weaponized beverage.

They say it was assault, so I would surmise that he somehow ended up with a contusion, or maybe a laceration from an errant shard of banana? Perhaps an allergic reaction? Brain freeze? No? Nothing? He got a little sticky and chilly?

Having my second coffee on the porch. Mum is looking through road atlas of France we used in 2000, trying to find a location in a book she's reading that we traveled through. The horses are out in the front yard. The elk calf is still laying down in the west field, isolated and safe. Mama elk is out of view, but we trust she'll be back. Birds are singing, near and far. A few dogs are conversing on the wind. Crickets are chirping. Across the road and behind our northern neighbor's property, I see someone puttering around their yard. An airplane is slowly transiting overhead. Some vehicle slowly rolls down the chip and sealed road off in the distance. A lawn mower starts up - a ride on. The eastern neighbor's rooster crows. Mum gets fed up with the maps and goes to make lunch. A goose honks. Then another. A second rooster, further away, crows

Fuck your golf course. I piss on your golf course.

Look, we have virtual reality now. We don't need to waste that land on a stupid fucking game that encourages disgusting cultural and environmental behaviors.

@futurebird

I'm a Canadian, so my opinion has no real bearing on this. Take this with a brick of salt.

Not voting for Biden (who I greatly dislike) would be cutting one's wrists to spite their face. The US has a two party system masquerading as an open field democracy. It is either Democrat or Republican. No third party has any chance of claiming the presidency *at this moment in time*. Maybe when the Republican party finally implodes, you might get a better alternative. But as things stand at this moment in time, voting for Biden is your populace's only chance of survival.

As I said, this is just my outsider opinion.

@HauntedOwlbear This is my lounging tee. I get home from work, off come the work clothes, on go the sweatpants and tee.

@Alice

I came for the kindness.

I stayed for the madness.

@RickiTarr

Sex moves? Do you create combo chains?

@scottsantens

Lemme get this straight: the descendents of slaveholders are calling us lazy?

@scottsantens

The idea that so many people would choose to be lazy is, in and of itself, lazy. People have aspirations and goals that are untenable in their financial situation. Remove the barrier, and suddenly, you have millions of people enriching their lives.

We seem lazy because we're fucking depressed and tired from working all the time.