Notices by BELRRR LRRRGOSI :bc: (lrrronearth@beige.party), page 5

IS IT ETHICAL TO LURE UNSUSPECTING LOCALS TO MY BLOOD DUNGEON EVEN IF I PAY YOU? #NYT

DID I TELL YOU SO OR DID I MOTHERFUCKING TELL YOU SO? #LRRR2024

@NuclearOatmeal

HONESTLY, I DON'T FEEL LIKE YOU'RE GIVING ME THE TOTAL, UNQUESTIONING DEFERENCE I DESERVE.

@HG

MY UNHINGED FANFIC, "THE EPIC OF GILFAMESH," ADDRESSES WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN.

I HOPE THEY BOTH DIE.

SOMEONE SAID IT BETTER:

@HG

I'M GONNA SHOW YOUR GRANDKIDS PICTURES OF ME HOLDING ICE AGENTS LIKE I'M A WHITE GUY WHO CAUGHT A FISH.

TALK TO YOUR DOCTOR ABOUT WHETHER BISEXUALITY IS RIGHT FOR YOU.

[SPOILER: IT IS. BUT RUN OUT THAT DEDUCTIBLE.]

UGH, CHICAGO-STYLE POPE? WHY DON'T I JUST EAT OUT OF THE GARBAGE?

@nikatjef @autolycos

PSYCHOLOGICAL ADVANTAGE FROM MY DEATH BREATH.

UNLIKE A HUNDRED OF YOU PATHETIC LOSERS, I COULD BEAT A GORILLA.

A. I'M IN ITS WEIGHT CLASS.
B. I'M STRAWNG.
C. MY CARAPACE PROTECTS ME FROM GORILLA PUNCHES.
D. I FIGHT DIRTY.
E. I'M MOSTLY TEETH AND RAGE.

SHIPPING RIFF-RAFF OFF TO THE PRISON PLANET TO MAKE LICENSE PLATES IS AWESOME. SUSPECTED SMUGGLER GOES IN, LICENSE PLATES GO OUT. DO YOU REALLY WANT TO RUIN A PERFECT SYSTEM OVER "DUE PROCESS," WHATEVER THAT IS?

YOU CAN AND SHOULD SLAP ANYONE WHO CALLS A BAD THING A "DISTRACTION."

IT'S THE WORST PHENOMENON IN LEFT AND LIBERAL DISCOURSE.

IT'S SO SKULLFUCKINGLY ASININE TO RIDICULE PEOPLE WHO ARE UPSET AT A BAD THING FOR NOT BEING MORE UPSET BY A SECRET, DIFFERENT BAD THING.

I'M GONNA FIGHT SOMEBODY IN THIS BARNES AND NOBLE PARKING LOT IF IT'S THE LAST THING THEY DO.

FOR INSTANCE: YOUR POPPLERS SHOULD HAVE A HANDLE IN THE MIDDLE OF THEIR BACKS THAT FALLS OFF AT PUBERTY. FOR CARRYING THEM AROUND AND THROWING THEM AND STUFF.

PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE IN INTELLIGENT DESIGN AIN'T SEEING WHAT I'M SEEING.

@GreenSkyOverMe @shanesemler

Ooc: it is very clearly about Trump, and it's not subtle. The Sun King made himself the center of French civic, cultural, and political life. Similarly, Trump has been the focus of an absurd amount of attention, good and bad, for decades as a social, political, and business figure. Louis XVI mismanaged domestic politics and responded badly to real and perceived threats. The similarities can grow from here.