UNLIKE A HUNDRED OF YOU PATHETIC LOSERS, I COULD BEAT A GORILLA.
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LRRR :bc: (lrrronearth@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 02-May-2025 08:10:57 JST LRRR :bc:
- RamenCatholic 🐢 🌈 repeated this.
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LRRR :bc: (lrrronearth@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 02-May-2025 08:10:56 JST LRRR :bc:
A. I'M IN ITS WEIGHT CLASS.
B. I'M STRAWNG.
C. MY CARAPACE PROTECTS ME FROM GORILLA PUNCHES.
D. I FIGHT DIRTY.
E. I'M MOSTLY TEETH AND RAGE. -
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RamenCatholic 🐢 🌈 (ramencatholic@mindly.social)'s status on Friday, 02-May-2025 08:12:09 JST RamenCatholic 🐢 🌈
@LRRRonEarth but how would you do against a Komodo Dragon considering you both have Death Breath/Bites?
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LRRR :bc: (lrrronearth@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 02-May-2025 08:12:10 JST LRRR :bc:
PSYCHOLOGICAL ADVANTAGE FROM MY DEATH BREATH.
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James Wells (nikatjef@mastodon.acm.org)'s status on Friday, 02-May-2025 08:12:11 JST James Wells
@autolycos
And your point is? -
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Darth Osler (autolycos@med-mastodon.com)'s status on Friday, 02-May-2025 08:12:12 JST Darth Osler
@LRRRonEarth F: you brush your teeth with onions and fish sauce
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Darth Osler (autolycos@med-mastodon.com)'s status on Friday, 02-May-2025 08:25:42 JST Darth Osler
@RamenCatholic @LRRRonEarth @nikatjef roll for poikilotherm effect