Notices by RamenCatholic 🐢 🌈 (ramencatholic@mindly.social)

My neighbour left his driveway unkept for so long it was covered in weeds about knee high. Absolute eyesore. Fed up I called a chap who does garden work. Pretending to be my neighbour I asked him to sort it and pop the invoice through the letterbox. Problem solved, looks great.

By the way, i am not old ... Giggles

Hugz & xXx

A thread on my game Neofeud about my life as an impoverished Hawaiian, social worker and STEM teacher for other poor/homeless, living in slums beneath billionaire mansions. My experiences refracted through the lens of satirical cyberpunk. https://wandering.shop/@silverspookgames/113092063894254681

In the Hawaiian story of 'The Flying Kalo', the one ali'i (leader) on Moku o Keawe who began to hoard wealth was chastised by kalo itself, and all the other ahupuaa (districts) came together to pressure him to resume collective redistribution. Also known as ho'oponopono (to make right).

I have a new phone.

I did not want a new phone, but there was a spill incident, and the usb-c on the old phone was melted.

Apparently, I can just move the sim and the micro-sd from the old phone to the new one.

I'm embarrassed to relate the simple truth: I did not have the spoons for that today, and I may not have the spoons for that tomorrow.

@GroupNebula563 that may vary by franchise - my local Ace Hardware has sponsored our local, small town Pride every year we've had it. I've never checked their flag section (if they have one), but I've seen them display progress pride signage.
@nash

Ace Hardware stands for "Asexual Hardware". That's how you know they can help you get the job done, cause they're not fooling around

It’s #STFUfriday!

When cops ask you questions, ask for a lawyer and then STFU:

- I am not discussing how I’m doing or where I’m going.

- Am I free to leave?

- I am not answering any questions.

- If they ask to search anything: "I do not consent to a search."

- I want to talk to a lawyer.

You might think you have an awesome defense to whatever they think you did. Maybe. Or maybe you're not thinking straight.

WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY TO THE COPS CAN WAIT UNTIL AFTER YOU TALK TO A LAWYER.🧵

SHIT SHIT SHIT HE'S WEARING A YELLOW SUIT AND RUBBING HIS HANDS TOGETHER BEHIND A TREE SHIT SHIT SHIT.

If you send me all the monies, not only will I build us a compound, but I will also hire Stephen Colbert & Evie McGee-Colbert to come play D&D with us.

#CultOfRamenCatholicism

@diazona
Need? No. Want? Yes.

@kellyromanych

I'm inured to all this drama, but could sure as hell do without it. 💜

Best. Rickroll. Ever.

@DanMorgan @leebennett @bigzaphod

@Edmonds_Scanner I want Libraryception

@MishaVanMollusq I've got an hour till I go home and do something similar, except on purpose.

Just told my ISP "May the backhoe of despair forever hunt your underground fiber"

@dungeons so, is one of the daggers silvered now, or do we just have a silver whatever in inventory now?

This Sunday at 9pm Eastern (1am Monday UTC) once again rises #MONSTERDON the weekly monster movie watch party! Come join us as we watch a cheesy monster movie and toot about it!

This week we're watching VAMPIRE CIRCUS (1972) a Hammer horror flick about circus vampires preying on children in 19th century Serbia! Given who made it, we can probably expect lots of arterial spray and maybe some bare boobs.

The flick's free over on Tubi: https://tubitv.com/movies/100004533/vampire-circus

Or on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMbG7lnzccI

Or you can download in advance from archive.org: https://archive.org/details/vampire-circus-1972-1080p-blu-ray-yts.-mx

See you there!

#Movies #Cinema #Cinemastodon #Horror #Scifi #Vampire #Monster

Thank you for your anti-censorship work, Mr. Kojima.

https://www.pcgamer.com/hardware/brits-can-get-around-discords-age-verification-thanks-to-death-strandings-photo-mode-bypassing-the-measure-introduced-with-the-uks-online-safety-act-we-tried-it-and-it-works-thanks-kojima/

@br00t4c

" Honest? I tried. most days." LMAO