Notices by RamenCatholic 🐢 🌈 (ramencatholic@mindly.social)

Some Palestinians in Gaza have resorted to eating animal feed, grass, and even sand in order to not be as hungry. They are being murdered en masse at food distribution sites. Nobody can go in or leave, and everyone there is literally in danger of being murdered by Israel.

Your argument is easily refuted by *giant fart noise*!

"Liberals think Republicans are violent because we own guns."

No we think you're violent because:
1. Your sign at CPAC said "We are all domestic terrorists"
2. 71% of extremist violence since 2008 has been explicitly right wing compared to 3% left wing
3. You staged a violent insurrection on Jan 6 which killed people
4. You tried to assassinate Kamala Harris not once but three separate times during her presidential run
5. You broke into the home of Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi and beat her husband in the head with a hammer
6. You broke into the home of Representative Melissa Hortman and assassinated her and murdered her husband
7. You broke into the home of Senator John Hoffman and shot him and his wife
8. Your president just bombed Iran for no fucking reason
9. You are currently in the middle of enacting a mass genocide of brown people

And... I'm going to hold you by the hand when I say this - WE OWN GUNS TOO. We're just not psychotic mass murderers like you are.

OK, but seriously, I need to win the lottery so I can lie outside and look at these stars every night.

The #CultOfRamenCatholicism deserves 60+ acres of desert with a mountain view. Send me your tithes and I'll let you use the pool!

https://eigenmagic.net/@weirdestate/114752556429380295

@log but the view! And the 67 acres! And mountains! And desert! And pool!

WANT @weirdestate

Just watched this guy slowly climb the wall, stop at the top, look around, and leap out into the world

@Thatmermaid_J Shrek tramp stamp?

@fesshole Child of a Deaf Adult; this is how I survived my teens.

@DemocracyMattersALot thanks!

@DemocracyMattersALot I'm getting a "story is unavailable" error.

10 AM TOMORROW!! MOUNTAIN DAYLIGHT TIME!!! JEWELRY GIFTS FOR TRANS PEOPLE!! https://nora.jewelry/pages/we-want-you-to-have-this-jewelry-gifts-for-trans-people

@somcak that sounds fun!

Although you might wanna come up here to escape the heat wave. It's been raining steadily for 2 days, with more to come this weekend.

@wohali alt text: photo of a plushie toy, possibly a donut, holding a sign that says "I love you A Hole."

The donut hole looks like a prolapsed anus.

Hey #Monsterdon - who lives in/near #Minnesota (and feels comfortable telling the rest of the class)?

@somcak thanks, but you'd get free plants 💚

I'm about 1/3 - 1/2 way through up-potting tomato & pepper #plants. It looks like my entire "lawn" will be covered in these until I can pawn them off on people.

I might just have a plant give-away at work, but I'm thinking of asking for donations of $5/each to help make up for costs (3-gal smart pots & soil).

Is that reasonable?

Look at these #kittens! They need a home!
#Cat #TwinCitiesMetro #Minnesota #MNastodon

I woke up with #WeirdAl's "That's Your Horoscope For Today."

As we all know, the only way to get a song out of your head is to get it stuck in someone else's. I'm not sorry.

https://youtu.be/sPvyrWYutDQ?si=VvKdv0sNABGubV99

@Taweret this was one of my favorite movies as a kid, my dad & I watched it a lot.

So of course I have a work event this Sunday night, so I'll probably be late. Alas.

@Anomnomnomaly If it wasn't for my trauma, I wouldn't have my funny.