Notices by RamenCatholic 🐢 🌈 (ramencatholic@mindly.social)

@merlinwisdom

Notation Secundus: doubling down with "there's a skeleton inside everyone, even your mommy & daddy & your puppy" is also not useful.

Look, I get there are lots of things to celebrate and a finite number of days. But today is already apparently chocolate chip day why do we need to celebrate straw hats aswell? Who is celebrating straw hats? They are fine I suppose. But l I'm not going to dedicate a whole day to it. I have too much to do already.

Happy National Straw Hat Day!
https://www.daysoftheyear.com/days/straw-hat-day/

@merlinwisdom

Notation: if a very young child tells you they are scared of skeletons, do not tell them that there is a skeleton inside them. This is neither helpful nor educational in this scenario.

Feels like we're collectively having a rough day =/

Honestly I think the only thing keeping me going is my new tomato plants

@GeePawHill I'd say "no," it really shouldn't be considered a "gift" if there's a soft paywall. That's an immediate close tab for me, dawg.

Kittens were dying of starvation* so they got some snackies. Now they're convinced I am about to give them some more and keep following me around.

* it's been hours since brekky

@CactuarJoe is a #PineappleOnPizza #Ally 💚

You know, I disagree with the term "genderfluid." It is CLEARLY more of a plasma or perhaps something non-Newtonian.

told you I was going to post more photos of our new balcony ants. I was doing my daily watering well after sundown and with nature going to sleep, and the ants were kinda chilling in the middle of my whire harebells without moving—I didn't even see them until I rudely woke the poor things up with a shower. Do ants sleep inside flowers like bees...?

You have NO rights, you are at the mercy of a probable fascist who sees you not as a human being, but an Other.

You will be degraded, humiliated and threatened, and if you get past that stage, your holiday can begin. IF, you get past that stage.

Why put yourselves through this if you didn't have to?

Have some self respect, avoid Gilead.

#USPOL #BorderForce #ICE

@pinsk NGL, I probably would have tried to gently pet the baby spider ball ... you know, before the screaming.

I legit do not care if the president is in a wheelchair; for the last fucking time you weird shitlib minions, the problem was his brain was, and is, tapioca and he was so insanely unpopular he might have lost even if it wasn't. If you wanted to run Jill Biden for president, you shoulda nominated HER - at least she could string together a fucking coherent sentence.

#YellingAtMyTv

@pinsk thanks, I hate it! 😅

@socketwench I'm looking forward to staying home tomorrow, that's for sure. Storms are best when I don't have to drive in them.

@helenkennedy.bsky.social
*ugly snort laughs*

This website helped me survive un-Christianing myself in the early 2000s.

CC: #exvangelical

@Uair @actuallyautistic @actuallyaudhd

@HamonWry
Are you fishing for pet pics?

Once again, for the "adults" in the back:

If you go to a weed shop, bring your ID.
FFS.

Thank you,
Your Local Part-time Drug Dealer

Netflix will show generative AI ads midway through streams in 2026.

It says it is testing the types of advertisements its subscribers are willing to endure.

The enshittening of Netflix is almost complete

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025/05/netflix-will-show-generative-ai-ads-midway-through-streams-in-2026/