Notices by Alex (mentallyalex@beige.party)

@thomasfuchs it's like you hate Marketing and Advertising departments.

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It's painful when you aren't chosen. When feelings aren't reciprocated or when goals aren't shared...

Sometimes trying isn't enough. Sometimes objectives are muddled. Sometimes the best thing you can do, is dust yourself off, acknowledge the loss, and move forward.

@heidilifeldman I have held my face cackling so many times.

He is being completely owned and is absolutely aware. His rage is...so high.

@LoganFive checking in here, did you have to refresh?

Trump is being #weird again.

“You know, they do polls on this stuff, and I’m at like 93%,” Trump said, referring to surveys that apparently exist in his imagination. “I said, ‘So why are we having an election? They didn’t have an election. Why are we having an election?’”

https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/maddowblog/trumps-unsettling-new-question-are-election-rcna167196

#uspol #harris2024

Someone just sent this to me and I wanted to share.

#uspol

It would appear that Vance's wife is hoping to assist her husband.

JD Vance’s Wife: My Husband Only Meant to Insult People Who Actively Choose Not to Have Kids, Not People Who Are Trying but Are Unsuccessful
https://www.vanityfair.com/news/story/jd-vances-wife-childless-cat-ladies-spin

#uspol #jdvance #WeirdGOP

@mekkaokereke This was such a great moment!

My air freshener tastes absolutely floral. It isn't pleasant, and it certainly wasn't on purpose...but I've accidentally tasted worse.

@rooster you should update your bio to include, reddit famous.

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@TonyStark
It is so frustrating how the media has made this such a problem.
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When they have no authority over you and find themselves suddenly at a loss...of course they are going to "respect" you. They are afraid that you no longer fear them.

Hello World

Off topic, but in like 72hrs... this will make sense.

"AHHHHHHHHH," he said.

@qurlyjoe Are people genuinely thinking that these things are mysterious? I saw someone mention one in passing and I thought it was an understood "marketing" thing or something?

New app idea

AlexFans
It's like onlyfans but I just read affirmations out loud everyday.

#AlexTriesHumor

I have a song I don't like echoing through my head. Can you please suggest something entirely new?

Parody, real, creative, your own personal stuff? Seriously...please gimme.

I would love nothing more than to have this post become my most engaged. I love music and I have spent an hour singing the same song over and over.

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@cstross I see I need to do some research.

We are milkshaking people?

@futurebird I want to understand what I am seeing. So, you have made a new nest or enclosure and they are repopulating it. Because it's an enclosure you need to move refuse out and food in. During that process, all the ants gather around the queen to protect her or are they seeking her out for instruction/orders?

When they cower, in my mind it visualizes more human or canine, with them lowered their heads and looking away from you. That doesn't sound... right?

Such neat mannerisms. I'm curious if it's ubiquitous among ant kind? Perhaps certain groups have a higher/lower tolerance to what equated to "large enough"?

If the error messages understand I need the dependency why can't they go get them.

#AlexTriesHumor