Notices by Ben Todd (monkeyben@mastodon.sdf.org)

@FeloniousPunk

https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/fact-check-dont-fall-photo-212000155.html

@charise_lee @bmacDonald94

@botvolution

Satya Nadella isn't real. He's an agentic AI slop creation made by Microslop Coprolite to make Steve Ballmer look competent.

#MadeUpSoundsPlausible

Hey Guys, gals, people and pets, Satya Nadella is getting tired of people calling AI Slop output AI Slop. If everyone can stop that's be great as it is upsetting Microslops share holders.

Don't start calling Microslop Microslop or use the #microslop tag as it might burst the AI bubble and then Microslop might have to take SlopPilot out of Windows. As you know, that would be terrible.

https://www.windowscentral.com/artificial-intelligence/microslop-trends-on-social-media-backlash-to-microsofts-on-going-ai-obsession-continues

#microslop #microsoft #copilot #sloppilot #AI #genAI #AISlop #AIBubble

@hellomiakoda

That reminds me of this classic sort

https://youtube.com/shorts/O6LQUKlcMeU?si=pj5UMMPGHkqRQPM3

@evan

My #plushtodon arrived yesterday! Happy #plushtoversary little guy!

@botvolution

Yeah, I noticed today they went into a coverage orgy today on the local news when they reported on a murder by an immigrant. They were revelling in it.

Every little website is being pushed onto Facebook thanks to the computer illiterate duckheads in UK Parliament. We'll played MPs, people are much more vulnerable on Facebook you cuckwombles 🤬

#uk #OnlineSafetyAct

250 metre long protest sign against Elon Musk and Tesla drawn on a Welsh beach. That's the way to do it!

#ElonMusk #tesla #telsaTakedown

https://youtu.be/JKvxEKHySyE?si=BhbRvRbu0qUs2Fvx

@kims

Only presence on capitalist billionaires data grabbing websites. Presence on non-profit websites and Mastodon don't count.

@steter

Nurse: OMG! This boy is from the future!!

@kibcol1049 @lipservant @Arentol

@br00t4c

Sir Jimmy will fix it! /s

All he cares about is his money account in offshore banking, like why he was the biggest backer of Brexit.

I wish Jim Radcliffe a very nice fcuk you and go bankrupt!

#brexit #manchester #football #soccer

@TheBreadmonkey

Three prongs is a trident, not a fork!

@photovotary

@solidsanek

Shocking! This biscuit maker is tired all out! 😺

I wish more people would wake up to the fact that billionaires are actively trying to kill off and harm the poor. This isn't incompetence!

#billionaires #uspol #politics

via @br00t4c

https://mastodon.social/@br00t4c/114005985833450333

@therightarticle

Those organising the coup want to privatise the US. Those behind Brexit wanted to privatise the UK. Keir Starmer is continuing their objectives by creating more Free Ports and Special Economic Zones.

#politics #brexit #ElonMusk #billionaires #VentureCapitalists

I saw Currys in town is closing down with a sale on, so I nipped in. They had some nice pcs and laptops in there but then I remembered they all run Windows 11 ☹️

#computers #pc #windows #windows11

@br00t4c

Well done Ice Cube. Well done Snoopdog *slow clap*

@glynmoody

I've just donated. Screw Musk, Wikipedia is a great resource.

@wikipedia @meganmariehart

@etherdiver

@mirlo

@persagen

It is. It'll be weird if the song becomes an anthem for fascists.

It's ironic that the band member that supports Trump is the one dressed as a cop.