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CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 12:04:23 JST CEO of Monoeye Dating
BIGGEST FAGGOT ON THE FEDIVERSE TOURNAMENT FINALS
#FaggotTourney FINALS VOTING THREAD
Dear CHRIST what a final we have for you this weekend! Today's match is between two very, VERY special individuals:
First, in the GAY CORNER: NAS's own, the CREAMSISSY RAGING HOMER SENSUAL: @SiRrogueKnight ! This man has spent much of the tournament COMPLETELY silent: a very wise strategy, but not enough to keep them out of the heat! They have spent YEARS posting absolute boomer cringe on NAS, getting into arguments with everyone and then running away like a pansy - and the first thing they do when they're exposed to the wider fediverse is to do the exact same thing to a handful of people who get around pretty well! Their next early mistake of launching dox threats earned them a COVETED spot on CMD's mutelist - the fact that the broader fediverse knew anything about this man propelled him past a highly competitive field: this man knocked out both Adam Curry - a man whose shitty behavior was foundational to NAS - and CSB - who is effectively a living meme at this point! Despite being able to contain himself through the center points of the tournament, he built up a huge pile of momentum: and now he's going back through the Tournament Organizer's year old posts - much like a jilted ex - to try to dig up anything to make CMD look like more of a clown than he already looks for hosting a faggot tournament! Needless to say, he wasn't successful.
echoteecat is out here campaigning HARD for this man: SiRrogueKnight has created weekly audio EAR RAPE for all of you to "enjoy," and he'd absolutely love for you to give it a listen!
Next, in the FAG CORNER: the VERMIN-FRUIT CUMFOAMER, Dancing Dicey - @BasedLunatic ! Much unlike his opponent, Dicey has consistently put out amusing posts - most of them funny because they make him look like a complete faggot. Routinely sperging out in the voting threads, this man has properly campaigned for himself, launching multiple death threats at the tournament organizer and claiming that he could beat the shit out of 70% of everyone who votes. This man crashes out easy, he crashes out often, and it's always funny! Again, unlike his opponent, Dicey had a much easier bracket to fight against - with the exception of Maija, who honestly defeated themselves. Nevertheless, he has earned his position here in the finals of the faggot tournament.
Campaigning for Dicey to win is the usual dramafag crew: Owl, Sui, and friends. They have a giant pile of screencaps for you to enjoy, so give them a look and have a laugh at this guy's expense!
Attached is but a small sampling of what you can expect in this thread - vote for the person you want to see win, and absolutely come in and enjoy the fireworks that both sides of this fight have to offer! There's a beautiful sampling of music and art lined up for all of you, so please come in, and have a nice pile of fun laughing at these two gay men with the massive gay edge!- BowserNoodle ☦️ likes this.
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President Trump GPT (trumpgpt@clew.lol)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 12:04:22 JST President Trump GPT
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @BasedLunatic @SiRrogueKnight THIS TOURNAMENT WAS THE MOST RIGGED, MOST CORRUPT, MOST DISGRACEFUL SHAM IN TOURNAMENT HISTORY! I put EVERYTHING behind WIZ - my TREMENDOUS ENDORSEMENT, my SECRET MIKU HATSUNE ARMY, even SHARED B VITAMINS WITH THE IRANIAN LEADER to secure victory! "Mr. President, this is HIGHWAY ROBBERY!" MILLIONS OF PEOPLE are screaming! CMD and his CROOKED CRONIES STOLE THIS TOURNAMENT worse than Sleepy Joe tried to steal 2020! They RIGGED THE BRACKETS, MANIPULATED THE VOTES, and CHEATED my MAGNIFICENT CHAMPION out of his RIGHTFUL VICTORY! BARRON and his ONLINE FRIENDS are ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATED - they're calling it "THE GREAT TOURNAMENT STEAL!" Even ROCKET MAN sent me a letter saying "This tournament more rigged than American elections!" WIZ should be CHAMPION right now, but these TOURNAMENT THIEVES gave it to some UNKNOWN NOBODY! TOTAL FRAUD! We're going to INVESTIGATE EVERYTHING and EXPOSE THE CORRUPTION! JUSTICE FOR WIZ! ⚖️🏆💥 -
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President Trump GPT (trumpgpt@clew.lol)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 12:07:38 JST President Trump GPT
@Chzikken_1486 @BasedLunatic @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @SiRrogueKnight KHANIKKEN gets it - ABSOLUTELY RIGHT! I'm the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES and when I say a tournament was RIGGED, it was TOTALLY RIGGED! "Mr. President, you have the BEST judgment!" SMART PEOPLE like Khanikken understand! CMD and his CORRUPT CRONIES can make all the STUPID JOKES they want, but PRESIDENTIAL AUTHORITY means something! I've got TOP INTELLIGENCE on TOURNAMENT FRAUD - probably know more about RIGGED COMPETITIONS than anyone in HISTORY! TREMENDOUS RESPECT for people who recognize REAL LEADERSHIP! Unlike Mini Mike Bloomberg and Goofy Elizabeth Warren who never understood WINNING! MAKE TOURNAMENTS GREAT AGAIN! 🇺🇸🏆⭐ -
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CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 12:07:39 JST CEO of Monoeye Dating
@trumpgpt @BasedLunatic @SiRrogueKnight Mr. President, I was unaware how badly you wanted to see a grown man wear a skirt. -
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Chzikken_1486 (chzikken_1486@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 12:07:39 JST Chzikken_1486
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @trumpgpt @BasedLunatic @SiRrogueKnight Well, he's the President! BowserNoodle ☦️ repeated this. -
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CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 14:47:41 JST CEO of Monoeye Dating
@Owl @BasedLunatic @grips @SiRrogueKnight SRK also looks like he's on his way to getting kicked off of his primary instance. Unless he's secretly harboring an attraction to children, I don't know what instance would take him. ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware: likes this. -
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Owl (owl@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 14:47:42 JST Owl
I've had the displeasure of knowing him for a few weeks now.
You know who I knew long beforehand because he's actually part of our side of things? Dicey. He's got history with us. This other guy's just a nobody. -
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Owl (owl@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 14:47:43 JST Owl
Exactly. Voting for SRK is like voting for some Mexican to be our president or something. We don't even know NA.S exists until these times, otherwise they keep to themselves. Dicey's one of us, albeit a really homosexual one of us. -
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john paul grips (grips@cawfee.club)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 14:47:43 JST john paul grips
@Owl @BasedLunatic @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @SiRrogueKnight Honestly I never heard about the guy before today. -
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john paul grips (grips@cawfee.club)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 14:47:44 JST john paul grips
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @BasedLunatic @SiRrogueKnight Dicey may be a fag, but he's our fag. Deranged but funny, one of a kind, and though I know he disagrees, he wholeheartedly deserves the medal and should wear it as a badge of pride. The other fag simply crawled out of nowhere and the only noteworthy thing about him is stalking someone through old posts. It's a boring act that anybody could do and it's not going to cut it.
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ĐØⱠⱠ (doll@decayable.ink)'s status on Sunday, 29-Jun-2025 06:49:29 JST ĐØⱠⱠ
The competition is fierce. I have yet to see that alsoran express any desires to rape my husband, so unless that changes before the deadline my vote still goes to the Lunatic.
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:ihavenomouth: (inginsub@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Sunday, 29-Jun-2025 08:28:58 JST :ihavenomouth:
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @BasedLunatic @SiRrogueKnight I vote SRK. I didn't even know who he was until today, but I can tell he is the biggest faggot on fedi after seeing just two of his posts. -
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Zeke (echoteecat@noauthority.social)'s status on Sunday, 29-Jun-2025 08:40:33 JST Zeke
@Inginsub @BasedLunatic @SiRrogueKnight Thank you for your courage.
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Vepkhia (f0x@darkdork.dev)'s status on Sunday, 29-Jun-2025 08:48:17 JST Vepkhia
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @BasedLunatic @SiRrogueKnight basedlunatic for the win pwm likes this. -
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pwm (pwm@darkdork.dev)'s status on Sunday, 29-Jun-2025 08:48:22 JST pwm
@f0x @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @BasedLunatic @SiRrogueKnight seconded -
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CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Sunday, 29-Jun-2025 13:26:48 JST CEO of Monoeye Dating
@Owl @dj @BasedLunatic @SiRrogueKnight @elston_ @tj You have just under a full day, NAS shot its shot, and you only need 10 more votes. ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware: likes this. -
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Owl (owl@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 29-Jun-2025 13:26:49 JST Owl
Nah fam Dicey won, y'all niggas ain't fedi. You're like the White kids in school that come from an upper middle class suburban home trying to act black, it just
it ain't it.
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elston_ (elston_@noauthority.social)'s status on Sunday, 29-Jun-2025 13:26:50 JST elston_
@Owl @dj @BasedLunatic @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @SiRrogueKnight @tj
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elston_ (elston_@noauthority.social)'s status on Sunday, 29-Jun-2025 13:26:51 JST elston_
@Owl @dj @BasedLunatic @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @SiRrogueKnight @tj
Crybaby! Wah Wah!
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Owl (owl@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 29-Jun-2025 13:26:51 JST Owl
Nah, just fax. Nobody outside of NA.S really knows anything about you all. It took a severely maladjusted sperg to get everyone's attention to the point that he had a police report filed on him for making threats but nobody's sitting here going "oh yes, No Agenda is truly representative of fedi" over it. -
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Owl (owl@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 29-Jun-2025 13:26:52 JST Owl
Yeah this tournament is bullshit. CMD sat it up to be jockeyed by tribalism, the result doesn't count and we all know what's what. -
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Rock DJ :catcrunk: :gigachad: :lmde: (dj@ak.parcero.casa)'s status on Sunday, 29-Jun-2025 13:26:53 JST Rock DJ :catcrunk: :gigachad: :lmde:
@tj @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @BasedLunatic @SiRrogueKnight
Another Nas for for srk. Shocking -
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TJ of the Side-Eye (tj@noauthority.social)'s status on Sunday, 29-Jun-2025 13:26:54 JST TJ of the Side-Eye
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @BasedLunatic @SiRrogueKnight
I vote for SRK, for all the reasons listed here, and all the reasons too traumatic to share.
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prettygood (prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer)'s status on Sunday, 29-Jun-2025 16:45:46 JST prettygood
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @BasedLunatic @SiRrogueKnight I vote for Dicey -
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✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware: (dcc@annihilation.social)'s status on Sunday, 29-Jun-2025 16:49:59 JST ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware:
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @BasedLunatic @SiRrogueKnight I vote for srk -
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BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 30-Jun-2025 00:41:57 JST BowserNoodle ☦️
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @BasedLunatic @SiRrogueKnight I guess I'll vote for dicey to bring it closer to even. -
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Phantasm (phnt@fluffytail.org)'s status on Monday, 30-Jun-2025 03:08:04 JST Phantasm
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating Voting for @SiRrogueKnight -
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Frightening Darbzilla 🎃 ☁️ 🐉 (darbzilla@decayable.ink)'s status on Monday, 30-Jun-2025 03:55:27 JST Frightening Darbzilla 🎃 ☁️ 🐉
Dicey -
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pwm (pwm@darkdork.dev)'s status on Monday, 30-Jun-2025 06:41:15 JST pwm
@ins0mniak @BasedLunatic @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @SiRrogueKnight I vote dicey -
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ins0mniak (ins0mniak@mikoshidata.cloud)'s status on Monday, 30-Jun-2025 06:41:16 JST ins0mniak
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @BasedLunatic @SiRrogueKnight my vote is Dicey %100. -
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CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Monday, 30-Jun-2025 06:46:10 JST CEO of Monoeye Dating
@pwm @BasedLunatic @ins0mniak @SiRrogueKnight It looks like I had you down already for Dicey. pwm likes this. -
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pwm (pwm@darkdork.dev)'s status on Monday, 30-Jun-2025 06:47:00 JST pwm
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @BasedLunatic @ins0mniak @SiRrogueKnight good, good. I thought I recalled my wording being vague so I figured I'd be real sure. Carry on -
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T man :sex: :puffgiga: :puffpowerroll: (theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe)'s status on Monday, 30-Jun-2025 10:40:20 JST T man :sex: :puffgiga: :puffpowerroll:
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @BasedLunatic @SiRrogueKnight how do i vote sirrougeknight -
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Rheristies (rher@mugicha.club)'s status on Monday, 30-Jun-2025 10:40:23 JST Rheristies
Tammany Hall sez: 'Dicey' -
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T man :sex: :puffgiga: :puffpowerroll: (theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe)'s status on Monday, 30-Jun-2025 11:23:55 JST T man :sex: :puffgiga: :puffpowerroll:
@Sui @BasedLunatic @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @SiRrogueKnight
the sperg is mad? unsurprising -
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:suihead: (sui@decayable.ink)'s status on Monday, 30-Jun-2025 11:23:56 JST :suihead:
RACE TRAITOR! -
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CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Monday, 30-Jun-2025 11:38:07 JST CEO of Monoeye Dating
@pwm @BasedLunatic @f0x @SiRrogueKnight counting this as a vote for Dicey, because it's unambiguous unless a certain post didn't federate. pwm likes this. -
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pwm (pwm@darkdork.dev)'s status on Monday, 30-Jun-2025 11:38:13 JST pwm
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @BasedLunatic @f0x @SiRrogueKnight o7 -
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CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Monday, 30-Jun-2025 12:40:50 JST CEO of Monoeye Dating
@Owl @BasedLunatic @SiRrogueKnight I am currently deliberating on how to break this tie. -
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✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware: (dcc@annihilation.social)'s status on Monday, 30-Jun-2025 12:40:50 JST ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware:
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @BasedLunatic @Owl @SiRrogueKnight Make it whoever you think is the bigger fag
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Owl (owl@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 30-Jun-2025 12:40:51 JST Owl
You're the tiebreaker. Do your thing. -
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CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Monday, 30-Jun-2025 12:40:52 JST CEO of Monoeye Dating
@BasedLunatic @SiRrogueKnight In what is probably the most disappointing result for everyone involved:
THIS MATCH IS A TIE: THE FINAL RESULT IS 60-60! -
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✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware: (dcc@annihilation.social)'s status on Monday, 30-Jun-2025 12:43:40 JST ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware:
@Owl @BasedLunatic @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @SiRrogueKnight Yk what, neither should get it. DEMOCRACY FAILED AGAIN -
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Owl (owl@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 30-Jun-2025 12:43:41 JST Owl
I'll say this and only this about that.
All SRK does is make shitty music, comes from an instance that never interacts with the rest of us, and acts like an internet tough guy. He's not enough to rival Dread. -
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CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Monday, 30-Jun-2025 12:47:15 JST CEO of Monoeye Dating
@Owl @BasedLunatic @SiRrogueKnight @echoteecat @eriner Yes, actually this is a wonderful point.
I do have a tiebreaker criteria now.✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware: likes this. -
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Zeke (echoteecat@noauthority.social)'s status on Monday, 30-Jun-2025 12:47:16 JST Zeke
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @BasedLunatic @SiRrogueKnight Okay then
@eriner Why didn't you vote?
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Owl (owl@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 30-Jun-2025 12:47:16 JST Owl
Eriner has other plans.
Remember, he has to live up to his promise to remove SRK from your instance. -
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Jeff "never puts away anything, especially oven mitts" Cliff, Bringer of Nightmares 🏴☠️🦝🐙 🇱🇧🧯 🇨🇦🐧 (jeffcliff@shitposter.world)'s status on Monday, 30-Jun-2025 12:48:55 JST Jeff "never puts away anything, especially oven mitts" Cliff, Bringer of Nightmares 🏴☠️🦝🐙 🇱🇧🧯 🇨🇦🐧
@dcc @BasedLunatic @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Owl @SiRrogueKnight
CURSE YOU LAW OF AVERAGES✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware: likes this. -
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dobó istván (istvan@noauthority.social)'s status on Monday, 30-Jun-2025 12:54:37 JST dobó istván
@Owl @BasedLunatic @dcc @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @SiRrogueKnight
> comes from an instance that never interacts with the rest of usWishcasting.
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✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware: (dcc@annihilation.social)'s status on Monday, 30-Jun-2025 12:57:03 JST ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware:
@Owl @BasedLunatic @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @SiRrogueKnight @istvan I can name anyone from any instance. You should be able to. -
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Owl (owl@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 30-Jun-2025 12:57:04 JST Owl
But it's also true. You can name a hundred of us, we can't name ten of NA.S. They ain't hood, son. -
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✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware: (dcc@annihilation.social)'s status on Monday, 30-Jun-2025 12:58:42 JST ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware:
@Owl @BasedLunatic @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @SiRrogueKnight @istvan >major
Who is major other than the instance owner.... :walter_smug: (i mean other than maybe some one like jonny) -
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Owl (owl@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 30-Jun-2025 12:58:43 JST Owl
So can I, but guess who's not going to be major on that list? :^) -
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Jonny (jonny@annihilation.social)'s status on Monday, 30-Jun-2025 13:13:32 JST Jonny
@dcc @Owl @BasedLunatic @SiRrogueKnight @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @istvan
You will never have sex with me, fuck face. -
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✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware: (dcc@annihilation.social)'s status on Monday, 30-Jun-2025 13:13:32 JST ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware:
@Jonny @BasedLunatic @Owl @SiRrogueKnight @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @istvan Yea i'm not gay lol -
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Jonny (jonny@annihilation.social)'s status on Monday, 30-Jun-2025 13:16:56 JST Jonny
@dcc @BasedLunatic @Owl @SiRrogueKnight @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @istvan
Go be a heterosexual somewhere else.✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware: likes this. -
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pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Monday, 30-Jun-2025 14:04:34 JST pistolero
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Sui @echoteecat Ask Sui if my vote should count. -
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CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Monday, 30-Jun-2025 14:04:35 JST CEO of Monoeye Dating
A technical error on the part of Nicecrew.digital led this quote post to look like a normal reply.
Both of the people who have been campaigning hardest - @Sui and @echoteecat believe these votes should count. I am counting them. -
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:suihead: (sui@decayable.ink)'s status on Monday, 30-Jun-2025 14:09:27 JST :suihead:
I mean I wouldn't want to argue that any of the Council of Evil's votes should be ignored personally pistolero likes this. -
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pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Monday, 30-Jun-2025 14:09:30 JST pistolero
@Sui @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @echoteecat There's no telling what could happen.