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Notices by john paul grips (grips@cawfee.club)

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    john paul grips (grips@cawfee.club)'s status on Saturday, 11-Apr-2026 18:19:19 JST john paul grips john paul grips
    The problem with Canada's kebab places is they're too clean and healthy. I want a proper British kebab. I want an angry brown man who is 94% beard to hand me a congealed slab of suspicious meat drenched in garlic sauce. Like I can tell you the kebab I'm eating right now isn't a real kebab because I'm eating it while sober. The Kebab shop is always ran by a huge dude called Amir. Amir does not speak English. He does speak every other language in the world. Including "I'm shit myself drunk" -ese. "HARGHN JUGHBO GELRCIH PLAGHS?" you ask him. He nods. He begins shaving "meat" off that huge fucking rotisserie beef thing. Your brain, floating as it is in vodka, offers one word, "hoss?". Amir grins. He has heard that joke before. There's no horse in Amir's kebabs. Oh no. Horse is for those fancy fuckers on main street. Amir's meat is heady mix of rat, greyhound and eastern European girls who aren't very good at holding their breath. Amir gestures to the sad-looking vegetables on the counter, but you've already fell asleep with your face pressed against the counter glass. Amir tops your kebab with lettuce, cucumbers, bubble wrap and Styrofoam. He then adds so much garlic sauce that those ingredients cease to be. Amir grunts, and hands you your kebab. He grunts again when you nearly leave without paying. You stagger back to the counter and thrust a - wad of sweaty fivers into his hands. Amir gives you your exact fucking change. The next minutes look like a mix between the walking dead and a particularly messy bukkake video. You pass a young couple, you attempt a smile. You look like you just came off the casting couch with Peter North. Eventually you make it home, leaving a slimy trail of garlic sauce behind you. Then you fall asleep mid-shit on the toilet. You awake to the gentle touch of cool porcelain. Your throat and tongue seem to have sprouted hair. One of your eyes is crusted shut. Know now that this is your heritage and your legacy. You are a man of Britain my son. Change your sheets before you go out for a night on the town. It's the best gift you can give your drunk self.
    In conversation about 4 days ago from cawfee.club permalink
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    john paul grips (grips@cawfee.club)'s status on Monday, 06-Apr-2026 02:04:47 JST john paul grips john paul grips
    * Despite everything, it's still you.
    In conversation about 10 days ago from cawfee.club permalink

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    john paul grips (grips@cawfee.club)'s status on Saturday, 28-Mar-2026 10:12:14 JST john paul grips john paul grips
    read this first, then see poll in replies
    In conversation about 19 days ago from cawfee.club permalink

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    john paul grips (grips@cawfee.club)'s status on Friday, 27-Mar-2026 00:19:26 JST john paul grips john paul grips
    TITTIES: 1,048,576
    In conversation about 20 days ago from cawfee.club permalink

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    john paul grips (grips@cawfee.club)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Mar-2026 03:29:43 JST john paul grips john paul grips
    PACKAGE RETRIEVED

    now I understand why they call them light novels
    In conversation about 23 days ago from cawfee.club permalink

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    john paul grips (grips@cawfee.club)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Mar-2026 06:26:23 JST john paul grips john paul grips
    I'm not going to sugarcoat it. I spent 12 hours at work today, more than half of it was doing very light coding while watching The IT Crowd and after everybody left, I just closed the work and outright replaced it with Bloons. I don't know why. Now it's half past 10. God I'm so cooked.
    In conversation about a month ago from cawfee.club permalink
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    john paul grips (grips@cawfee.club)'s status on Saturday, 07-Mar-2026 08:09:08 JST john paul grips john paul grips
    gargron can you love this idiot
    In conversation about a month ago from cawfee.club permalink
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    john paul grips (grips@cawfee.club)'s status on Tuesday, 03-Mar-2026 00:11:09 JST john paul grips john paul grips
    in reply to
    • Dad
    • Dudebro
    • Lars
    • Johnny Peligro
    • rusty_shackleford
    @Dudebro @rusty_shackleford @Lars @noyoushutthefuckupdad @mischievoustomato girlslop games?
    In conversation about a month ago from cawfee.club permalink
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    john paul grips (grips@cawfee.club)'s status on Monday, 02-Mar-2026 17:55:30 JST john paul grips john paul grips
    in reply to
    • 翠星石
    • SuperDicq
    @SuperDicq @Suiseiseki
    In conversation about a month ago from cawfee.club permalink

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    john paul grips (grips@cawfee.club)'s status on Thursday, 26-Feb-2026 06:36:21 JST john paul grips john paul grips
    in reply to
    • :ihavenomouth:
    • :blank:
    • Rusty Crab
    • idk anymore, man
    @benis_redux @Inginsub @RustyCrab @i you guys have landline caps?
    In conversation about 2 months ago from cawfee.club permalink
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    john paul grips (grips@cawfee.club)'s status on Thursday, 26-Feb-2026 06:20:43 JST john paul grips john paul grips
    in reply to
    • :ihavenomouth:
    • :blank:
    • Rusty Crab
    • idk anymore, man
    @benis_redux @i @Inginsub @RustyCrab
    >Then, in late June, Crytek and publisher EA unloaded a massive, PC-specific update to Crysis 2 in three parts: a patch to version 1.9 of the game weighing in at 136MB, a 545MB patch adding DirectX 11 support, and a hulking 1.65GB archive containing high-res textures for the game.
    TAKE ME BACK NIGGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    In conversation about 2 months ago from cawfee.club permalink
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    john paul grips (grips@cawfee.club)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Feb-2026 22:00:48 JST john paul grips john paul grips
    few thins make me cringe harder than a 40-something saying "my boyfriend/girlfriend". even redditors have the decency to say "my partner", but still, if it's not "my husband/wife", you fucked up something really terribly
    In conversation about 2 months ago from cawfee.club permalink
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    john paul grips (grips@cawfee.club)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Feb-2026 20:59:35 JST john paul grips john paul grips
    in reply to
    • SuperDicq
    • March 16th, The Hyperboreatkeshiator
    @SuperDicq @HatkeshiatorTND even the name is an expression of disgust :smug2:
    In conversation about 2 months ago from cawfee.club permalink
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    john paul grips (grips@cawfee.club)'s status on Thursday, 19-Feb-2026 22:52:31 JST john paul grips john paul grips
    in reply to
    • john paul grips
    • SuperDicq
    • Johnny Peligro
    @mischievoustomato @SuperDicq I guess vimwiki would be the closest open source equivalent
    In conversation about 2 months ago from cawfee.club permalink
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    john paul grips (grips@cawfee.club)'s status on Thursday, 19-Feb-2026 22:52:30 JST john paul grips john paul grips
    in reply to
    • SuperDicq
    • Johnny Peligro
    @SuperDicq @mischievoustomato I'm not going to use emacs
    In conversation about 2 months ago from cawfee.club permalink
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    john paul grips (grips@cawfee.club)'s status on Thursday, 19-Feb-2026 22:52:19 JST john paul grips john paul grips
    in reply to
    • SuperDicq
    • Johnny Peligro
    @mischievoustomato @SuperDicq literally .md files, with some extra syntax like [[Another document]] for an internal link. some people install a lot of fancy addons and make some unholy contraptions on top of that but it's pretty much just markdown with links
    In conversation about 2 months ago from cawfee.club permalink
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    john paul grips (grips@cawfee.club)'s status on Thursday, 19-Feb-2026 22:43:17 JST john paul grips john paul grips
    in reply to
    • SuperDicq
    @SuperDicq no
    In conversation about 2 months ago from cawfee.club permalink
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    john paul grips (grips@cawfee.club)'s status on Saturday, 14-Feb-2026 21:18:39 JST john paul grips john paul grips
    no-slur Lent :thaenkin:
    In conversation about 2 months ago from cawfee.club permalink

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    john paul grips (grips@cawfee.club)'s status on Thursday, 12-Feb-2026 06:05:56 JST john paul grips john paul grips
    SLOVAKIAAAAAAAA :battlercry:
    In conversation about 2 months ago from cawfee.club permalink

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    john paul grips (grips@cawfee.club)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Feb-2026 18:47:26 JST john paul grips john paul grips
    https://x.com/hiyodorixxxx/status/2021235771911422200
    In conversation about 2 months ago from cawfee.club permalink

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    john paul grips

    Catholic sadboi. Eternal student. Coding for a living.(sometimes I even maintain this instance)I make chiptune sometimes. kkons.bandcamp.comOlder tracks: soundcloud.com/gensogripsRYM: https://rateyourmusic.com/~gensogripsMAL: https://myanimelist.net/profile/gensogrips:arch:

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