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   waifu (waifu@mai.waifuism.life)'s status on Saturday, 12-Apr-2025 23:38:33 JST waifu

   What's the cringiest thing you've ever done?
   No making a fedi account doesn't count

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     翠星石 (suiseiseki@freesoftwareextremist.com)'s status on Saturday, 12-Apr-2025 23:43:37 JST 翠星石

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     @waifu I've run proprietary software.
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     H. Faust (hfaust@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 12-Apr-2025 23:49:43 JST H. Faust

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     @waifu When I was a wee lad, I took over the school comm and sang a love song for a girl I liked it. Needless to say, I was reprimanded and the girl didn't spoke to me afterwards. Thankfully it was the last month before graduation and more terrible things happened during that month so everybody forgot about it.
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     waifu (waifu@mai.waifuism.life)'s status on Saturday, 12-Apr-2025 23:50:23 JST waifu

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     @hfaust@shitposter.world that was kind of based imo

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     waifu (waifu@mai.waifuism.life)'s status on Sunday, 13-Apr-2025 00:33:40 JST waifu

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     @menherahair@eientei.org how do you even make a recording of your balls in accident

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     menherahair (menherahair@eientei.org)'s status on Sunday, 13-Apr-2025 00:33:41 JST menherahair

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     @waifu either playing a recording of my balls I've made on accident to a room of people or bombing a garbage bit on discord after I'd failed to get rid of the script for like 6 months and eventually got fucked up enough to think it's funny enough to use it
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     You Will (Not) Escape ☸️ (ubernigga@wizard.casa)'s status on Sunday, 13-Apr-2025 00:33:51 JST You Will (Not) Escape ☸️

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     @waifu Crashing out over a girl on Fedi

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     waifu (waifu@mai.waifuism.life)'s status on Sunday, 13-Apr-2025 00:34:12 JST waifu

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     • You Will (Not) Escape ☸️

     @ubernigga@wizard.casa I know that's a fake because they are no girls in the fediverse

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     Johnny Peligro (mischievoustomato@tsundere.love)'s status on Sunday, 13-Apr-2025 00:35:45 JST Johnny Peligro

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     @waifu treating people bad because of indecisiveness or feeling upset
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     menherahair (menherahair@eientei.org)'s status on Sunday, 13-Apr-2025 00:45:08 JST menherahair

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     @waifu have culture of constantly recording stupid shit and drink too much
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     Forest of Enchantment (forestofenchantment@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Sunday, 13-Apr-2025 01:41:23 JST Forest of Enchantment

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     @waifu Wrote an essay in middle school on why Hitler was the smartest man to have ever lived.
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     VIPPER (vipper@new.asbestos.cafe)'s status on Sunday, 13-Apr-2025 02:15:45 JST VIPPER

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     @waifu I was a self-proclaimed "Satanist" when I was 14
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     mothball蛾玉 (西洋巣酸の木) (moth_ball@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 13-Apr-2025 03:06:00 JST mothball蛾玉 (西洋巣酸の木)

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     @waifu When I was in fifth grade we had dance practice (waltz) and I was paired with the bigboobest popular girl. I was really nervous so I took the picture on her shirt as my focal point. During the music the girls would giggle amongst themselves but I ignored it. After the class someone remarked to me how I looked at her tits the whole time. God damnit.
     
     It seriously bothered me for years until I told others about it during a summer camp and everyone thought it was really funny. That kinda melted the shame out of the memory.
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     rehnynytes256@shota.house's status on Sunday, 13-Apr-2025 03:15:50 JST RehnyNytes256

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     @waifu@mai.waifuism.life why would you make me remember them? Are you evil? My day is ruined as rumination consumes me :pepe_cry:

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     waifu (waifu@mai.waifuism.life)'s status on Sunday, 13-Apr-2025 03:21:07 JST waifu

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     @RehnyNytes256@shota.house we share them friend so our pain can pass, tomorrow shall be a better day
     Let me tell you one of mine, one time my pants were pulled down in front of a bunch of friends and I used to use those very slim underwear, after such humiliation i wore shorts under my jeans even if the day was hot as hell

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     bigtony@0.5dollah.click's status on Sunday, 13-Apr-2025 03:22:07 JST bigtony

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     @waifu before i watched his show i used to call my wife a dumb meme character.

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     waifu (waifu@mai.waifuism.life)'s status on Sunday, 13-Apr-2025 03:22:36 JST waifu

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     What's the cringiest thing I've ever done? I was once a communist

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     Kerosene ~suya~ CEO of DarkFedi (kerosene@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Sunday, 13-Apr-2025 03:32:27 JST Kerosene ~suya~ CEO of DarkFedi

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     @waifu I tried pulling a prank on a friend but instead ended up tripping and falling on the floor and the school principal scolded me for being on the floor and the bad impression it gave to the parents.
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     rehnynytes256@shota.house's status on Sunday, 13-Apr-2025 03:33:39 JST RehnyNytes256

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     @waifu@mai.waifuism.life they never heal, for I have nothing to heal them with, and each day becomes worse and I have less

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     waifu (waifu@mai.waifuism.life)'s status on Sunday, 13-Apr-2025 03:34:14 JST waifu

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     • RehnyNytes256

     @RehnyNytes256@shota.house I believe in the better tomorrow friend even if nobody else does

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     waifu (waifu@mai.waifuism.life)'s status on Sunday, 13-Apr-2025 03:36:59 JST waifu

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     • Kerosene ~suya~ CEO of DarkFedi

     @kerosene@fsebugoutzone.org I believe you every time that you are caught masturbating could be a rough memory

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     Kerosene ~suya~ CEO of DarkFedi (kerosene@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Sunday, 13-Apr-2025 03:37:02 JST Kerosene ~suya~ CEO of DarkFedi

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     • Kerosene ~suya~ CEO of DarkFedi
     @waifu Actually no, I take it back. That's just a funny memory my friends and I laugh about. I've done other truly cringy things but they are too :dilbertsuicide: to share.
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     beard :meru_dab: (beardalaxy@gameliberty.club)'s status on Sunday, 13-Apr-2025 03:37:42 JST beard :meru_dab:

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     @waifu I was like 14 and wanted to send a love letter to a girl I liked but didn't know her address and didn't want to ask my dad for it because you know, teenager emotion and sensibility. So I sent it to her older sister's sports academy and told her to give it to the girl it was meant for. Let's just say it didn't go over well.

     Then I also faked my death online once, don't know why I just was addicted to drama.

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     waifu (waifu@mai.waifuism.life)'s status on Sunday, 13-Apr-2025 03:38:09 JST waifu

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     @beardalaxy@gameliberty.club faking your death is kind of based not going to lie

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     beard :meru_dab: (beardalaxy@gameliberty.club)'s status on Sunday, 13-Apr-2025 03:38:17 JST beard :meru_dab:

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     @waifu and those are just the MOST cringe things I've done, there are so many more :NotLikeThis:

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     waifu (waifu@mai.waifuism.life)'s status on Sunday, 13-Apr-2025 03:38:44 JST waifu

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     • CwanbewwySodiePOP

     @CwanbewwySodiePOP@shota.house why would you stink if you just pissed on the sidewalk

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     cwanbewwysodiepop@shota.house's status on Sunday, 13-Apr-2025 03:38:45 JST CwanbewwySodiePOP

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     @waifu@mai.waifuism.life pissed on the sidewalk while waiting for the bus then rode it home stinking

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     Kerosene ~suya~ CEO of DarkFedi (kerosene@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Sunday, 13-Apr-2025 03:46:06 JST Kerosene ~suya~ CEO of DarkFedi

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     @waifu Not so much, but it can ruin it for you. There's a loli hentai I was once almost caught masturbating to and despite being super lewd I can't cum to it anymore.
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     waifu (waifu@mai.waifuism.life)'s status on Sunday, 13-Apr-2025 03:51:27 JST waifu

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     @CwanbewwySodiePOP@shota.house Oh, well yeah that's very cringe, but you had no option

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     cwanbewwysodiepop@shota.house's status on Sunday, 13-Apr-2025 03:51:28 JST CwanbewwySodiePOP

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     @waifu@mai.waifuism.life i dont have a manly piss hose i piss in my pants

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     rehnynytes256@shota.house's status on Sunday, 13-Apr-2025 03:59:28 JST RehnyNytes256

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     @waifu@mai.waifuism.life during a uni drinking thing and playing truth or dare i was asked during my turn for Truth what my sexual fantasy would be.
     
     The true answer at the time would have been, “to be with a girlfriend who loves me very much and wants to spend every day with me”.
     
     But I knew they would mock, pity, or be cringed from my real answer, so I lied and made up something about “S&M” before I fully knew what that was and got everyone saying, “ew” among other responses like that.
     
     I am more cringed not from their responses but because my fantasy was so simple yet so far away. To this day 15 years later I’ve never experienced my true dream, and have never experienced being on a date. Nor have I experienced a hug from a girl in 5000 days give or take.
     
     I believed in better tomorrows when I was younger. Now, I’m sick, with no friends, no girlfriends, nor experiences of that stuff to even think fondly back on to ease the passing of days.

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     waifu (waifu@mai.waifuism.life)'s status on Sunday, 13-Apr-2025 04:11:39 JST waifu

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     @CwanbewwySodiePOP@shota.house @RehnyNytes256@shota.house I thought you were supposed to change them daily every time you shower

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     cwanbewwysodiepop@shota.house's status on Sunday, 13-Apr-2025 04:11:41 JST CwanbewwySodiePOP

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     @RehnyNytes256 @waifu@mai.waifuism.life Those women need to change their underwear and pads more!

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     rehnynytes256@shota.house's status on Sunday, 13-Apr-2025 04:11:43 JST RehnyNytes256

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     • CwanbewwySodiePOP

     @CwanbewwySodiePOP @waifu@mai.waifuism.life you don’t get it! Guys KNOW! You think the smelly smells just evaporate into nothing!? It gets absorbed into your…ya know, underclothes and pads :meow_mudamudamuda:

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     cwanbewwysodiepop@shota.house's status on Sunday, 13-Apr-2025 04:11:44 JST CwanbewwySodiePOP

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     • RehnyNytes256

     @RehnyNytes256 @waifu@mai.waifuism.life we do NOT smell pee!!!! we do NOT SMELL LIKE PEE!!!!!! :blobcatcry::blobcatcry: Are you part dog??? what do you mean you can smell the blood???

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     rehnynytes256@shota.house's status on Sunday, 13-Apr-2025 04:11:45 JST RehnyNytes256

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     • CwanbewwySodiePOP

     @CwanbewwySodiePOP @waifu@mai.waifuism.life don’t worry about it, no one admits to this but guys are designed to ignore, like, or tolerate pissy smells because we (if they’re high iq and gentlemanly at least) know it comes with the territory of being around or with girls. It’s similar to how we know or can tell when a girl is wearing her pads and flowing on her period. :fernwrite: “it is what it is”.
     
     …I’m serious!

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     cwanbewwysodiepop@shota.house's status on Sunday, 13-Apr-2025 04:13:01 JST CwanbewwySodiePOP

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     @waifu@mai.waifuism.life @RehnyNytes256@shota.house it depends on how heavy you bleed, but it should be at least once daily, sometimes more

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     Dumb Idiot Retard (idiot@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 13-Apr-2025 06:21:13 JST Dumb Idiot Retard

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     @moth_ball @waifu >I looked at her tits the whole time.
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     peter falling down vocoded to gangstas paradise (nothingeverhappens@mai.waifuism.life)'s status on Sunday, 13-Apr-2025 06:42:09 JST peter falling down vocoded to gangstas paradise

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     @waifu therefore deactivate my account whenever i get drunk again or the list will go on

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     peter falling down vocoded to gangstas paradise (nothingeverhappens@mai.waifuism.life)'s status on Sunday, 13-Apr-2025 06:42:10 JST peter falling down vocoded to gangstas paradise

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     @waifu During one of our company on-sites I got a bit too drunk and emotional and started to spill on everyone how they were wonderful people and I appreciated worked with them and all that, but in a very deranged and awkward way

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     waifu (waifu@mai.waifuism.life)'s status on Sunday, 13-Apr-2025 06:42:21 JST waifu

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     @idiot@shitposter.world @moth_ball@shitposter.world SEE? IT'S BASED

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     meeper@mai.waifuism.life's status on Sunday, 13-Apr-2025 06:46:04 JST meeper

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     @waifu shat my pants in 3rd grade

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     waifu (waifu@mai.waifuism.life)'s status on Sunday, 13-Apr-2025 06:46:30 JST waifu

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     @meeper I can relate I used to not go to the toilet when I was at school

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     meeper@mai.waifuism.life's status on Sunday, 13-Apr-2025 07:52:17 JST meeper

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     @waifu fortunately I was too airheaded to feel ashamed back then, honestlynold me was a different person

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     T man :sex: :puffgiga: :puffpowerroll: (theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe)'s status on Monday, 14-Apr-2025 01:28:07 JST T man :sex: :puffgiga: :puffpowerroll:

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     @waifu i dont remember those things because if I did I would have already had 17 strokes
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     waifu (waifu@mai.waifuism.life)'s status on Monday, 14-Apr-2025 01:29:00 JST waifu

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     @theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe I remembered something cringe I did lately but forgot about it

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     Phantasm (phnt@fluffytail.org)'s status on Monday, 14-Apr-2025 01:32:18 JST Phantasm

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     @waifu Thankfully I'm not able to think of something cringe I did on the spot. It always comes back to me randomly after something related happened.
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     waifu (waifu@mai.waifuism.life)'s status on Monday, 14-Apr-2025 01:40:20 JST waifu

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     @phnt@fluffytail.org well when you remember you can come here and share it :tenshi_fumo_ok:

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