Notices by 🏳️‍⚧️ 💙 Bwee 💙 🏳️‍⚧️ (bwee@meow.social)

Puddle Mode: [ACTIVATE]

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#cute #adorable #comfy #bunny #pets

Creatures you should be following!!
(in no particular order)

If I'm recommending them you can be sure they're absolutely amazing, sweet, and make me feel fantastic with every interaction. Check them out and delight in their posts with me!!

@ThePoetSky
@SleepyCatten
@collectivelyrhea
@macthepherson
@owashe
@dgar
@melissabeartrix
@Infrapink
@MaJ1
@Tim_McTuffty
@Leviamicky
@ThatGeekZen
@Azakir
@baralheia
@volpeon
@Cal

Y'all rock!!
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#FollowFriday #Follow #Recommendations #AwesomeCreatures

Holy damn this poll really left my inner circle and went careening off into the wilds. Thank you for participating!

It's been interesting reading all the responses. Looks like Fedi is a mixed bag for some and a great boon for others. It may depend on who you're interacting with, which may or may not be who you necessarily /want/ to interact with.

All I can say is without the Fediverse, I wouldn't be who I am now, in all kinds of good ways. :3

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Captain Pixel Sandstorm the Heartmelter would like his time in the spotlight, too!

This is our very sweet, neurotic ball of anxiety and cuddlemuffin, all in one. He wishes for you to remain still and quiet, so that he may cuddle you as his comfort levels allow.

(He's the Captain of his cat tree, but he never uses it, the goofball.)

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#CatsOfMastodon #Cats #Caturday #Cute #Silly #Animals #Pets

Interrupting your timeline to show you this roumd chimkin.

May the chimkin bless you with her wisdom.

#chicken #farm #animals #silly #ROUND #bird #birb

Some dragons are cool,
Some dragons are cute,
Some dragons can fit
Inside of a boot.

Some dragons don't,
But some have great wings!
They soar through the sky
And see many things.

Some can be scaly,
While others have fur.
You might hear a roar,
Or even a purr!

Imagine a hue.
There's a derg that shade!
So many colors,
A rainbow is made!

Some dragons are brave
While others are meek.
Dragons are special,
Each one is unique!

Love all dragonkind
And friends you will find! 💙🐉

#poetry #dragons

Some people study hard for decades, put their bodies through the toughest physical trials, and make it onto a shuttle that goes to outer space so they can learn even more and share that knowledge with the rest of the world.

Me? I'm down here on Earth accidentally choking on my own saliva seconds after knocking my tooth on the cup I was drinking out of.

We all have different strengths.

Looking for fun insults to use that aren't ableist and are even safe to use around kids? Look no further!

😈 "walnut" [derogatory]
(Feel free to insert your favorite nut or food item! "Cashew", "Cheese curd" and "Lettuce-head" are also fun!)

😈 "You're the kind of trash a raccoon wouldn't touch"

😈 "Your species didn't do much evolving, did it?"

😈 "Are you cranky? Do you need your diaper changed?"

😈 "Don't worry, being as wrong as you are would upset me too!"

😈 "nincompoop" (which is an actual English word that means "a foolish person")

😈 "You're as graceful as a sea turtle on a tightrope"

😈 "May you have a very interesting day"

😈 "It's not every day I meet the stinky rear end of a donkey. I'm honored!"

😈 "Talking to you is a waste of brain cells"

Do you have more? Write your own and tag with #CleanInsults to join in!

Let's all remember that making fun of someone's physical looks or mental capabilities is ableist and unnecessary. There are always ways around it.

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Honey, what's wrong? You haven't touched your shoeshi. :(

#food #sushi #cute #funny #puns

*rolls around impatiently but also very happily*

Aaaaa I'm so excited to share my story with you here and see what you think! But I have to wait until Wah reads it since he's the one I wrote it for. And he's WORKING. I have to wait for another WHOLE HOUR until his lunch break, then if I'm lucky he'll read it. Or he'll want to sleep. Oh no! I hope not!!

Hopefully I can share it soon! The kind creature who proofread it for me said it was great, so I'm hopeful my friends here will like it :3

Eeeee! *Happy excited Bwee noises*

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@alex thattaway! *Points in all directions as they roll around* 💙💙💙

@alex I'm too lazy to do it and write an alt-text, but imagine a picture of Lt. Commander Data here. x3

Boost if you:

🌈 Are gay
🌈 Have gay feelings
🌈 Have a gay crush
🌈 Wish you were gay (or even gayer)
🌈 Fart rainbows on the regular
🌈 Are a literal unicorn

Nobody will ever know which one(s) apply to you!

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#gay #lgbtq #lesbian #nonbinary #queer

Don't let anyone put you in a box.

Unless you're a cat.

Then all boxes belong to you.

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🌈 You are important.

🌈 You are worthy.

🌈 You are "enough".

🌈 You matter.

🌈 You are extremely smart.

🌈 You are perfect the way you are.

Please read the above affirmations and believe them, as so many creatures who love you believe in you, too.

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Some cute #jokes for you:

What is a frog's favorite type of condom?
Ribbit (for pleasure!)

What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
"It's not you... IT'S A-ME, MARIO!"

What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato!

What's Michael Jackson's favorite winter sport?
Ski-hee!

A gingerbread man went to the doctor, complaining about knee pain. The doctor asked,
"Did you try icing it?"

How did the archaeopteryx catch the worm?
It was an early bird!

;D
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@cestfleuve I hope your bank account does bonkers numbers! Right now it's so low I had to read it multiple times to make sure I was really seeing a number so low! xD (Hope this magic helps, haha!)

@cestfleuve Oh man I hope this toot does bonkers numbers. This was so funny I read it multiple times. xD

I wanted to share more Comedy Wildlife Photographer Award finalist photos. These are too fun! These are all from various years.

What captions would you give them?

#animals #cute #funny #birds #mammals #mouse #raccoon #giraffe

STOP.

STOP SCROLLING. PAUSE. HOLD STILL.

Okay whew, now that I have your attention:

You are a cutie and I hope your day is absolutely fantastic!!

Also, you are really great at following instructions! Gold star for you!! ⭐

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