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Looking for fun insults to use that aren't ableist and are even safe to use around kids? Look no further!

😈 "walnut" [derogatory]
(Feel free to insert your favorite nut or food item! "Cashew", "Cheese curd" and "Lettuce-head" are also fun!)

😈 "You're the kind of trash a raccoon wouldn't touch"

😈 "Your species didn't do much evolving, did it?"

😈 "Are you cranky? Do you need your diaper changed?"

😈 "Don't worry, being as wrong as you are would upset me too!"

😈 "nincompoop" (which is an actual English word that means "a foolish person")

😈 "You're as graceful as a sea turtle on a tightrope"

😈 "May you have a very interesting day"

😈 "It's not every day I meet the stinky rear end of a donkey. I'm honored!"

😈 "Talking to you is a waste of brain cells"

Do you have more? Write your own and tag with #CleanInsults to join in!

Let's all remember that making fun of someone's physical looks or mental capabilities is ableist and unnecessary. There are always ways around it.

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