Notices by frog (frog@frogdrool.net)

@killyourfm New feature notifications that takes over the app until you hit the "got it" button. Powerpoint likes to do that when you switch to presentation view.

HAHAHAHA I'M DECOMPILING SOFTWARE IN BLATANT VIOLATION OF THE EULA AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME.

@Mrfunkedude but were they krispy?

Fucking apple

Ok, I'm in.

I was immediately eaten by crocodiles. Fuck around and find out I guess.

@BeAware I don't think its an American thing, but pretty much everyone makes the same mistake.

For fucks sake. It's a LECTERN, not a podium. You stand ON a podium, you stand BEHIND a lectern.

@BeAware @phasorburn Does this "outside" even federate?

@BeAware The surge from twitter was an anomaly. I think most of the people looking for the "next twitter" moved on to threads or bluesky.

My federated tab certainly was a bit busier a few months ago.

just put these fuckers on hold and make them navigate a phone tree.

Fuck, I gotta setup a call center style phone tree for my personal cell phone.

@CloudyMrs I think you should get a flock and drive them down the street during midday traffic. After all, what's a humble shepard to do when they need to move their herd around?

@eris I've been bamboozled.

@thomasfuchs Damn, that cactus tho...

@technomancy Firefox still puts ads in the new tab window. That’s a hard pass for me.