Notices by frog (frog@frogdrool.net)

Fucking apple

Ok, I'm in.

I was immediately eaten by crocodiles. Fuck around and find out I guess.

@BeAware I don't think its an American thing, but pretty much everyone makes the same mistake.

For fucks sake. It's a LECTERN, not a podium. You stand ON a podium, you stand BEHIND a lectern.

@BeAware @phasorburn Does this "outside" even federate?

@BeAware The surge from twitter was an anomaly. I think most of the people looking for the "next twitter" moved on to threads or bluesky.

My federated tab certainly was a bit busier a few months ago.

just put these fuckers on hold and make them navigate a phone tree.

Fuck, I gotta setup a call center style phone tree for my personal cell phone.

@CloudyMrs I think you should get a flock and drive them down the street during midday traffic. After all, what's a humble shepard to do when they need to move their herd around?

@eris I've been bamboozled.

@thomasfuchs Damn, that cactus tho...

@technomancy Firefox still puts ads in the new tab window. That’s a hard pass for me.