Notices by RamenCatholic 🐢 🌈 (ramencatholic@mindly.social), page 3

It's Violet's monthly visit & she is so fucking high right now 🫠 #cats

I need as many members of the #CultOfRamenCatholicism to move to Minnesota (Twin Cities), so I can have an IRL D&D Group. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

@TheEddieShow it's unseasonably hot here, so I treated myself to a Vanilla Cream Frap yesterday. It was so good.

Work story: we had someone quit, someone is sick, someone had shoulder surgery this weekend, and the other two people had shifts at their other jobs. I was literally the only person available tonight.

The person who quit was the scheduler, so I threw together a quick & dirty schedule for the rest of October.

The good news is I'm getting an extra shift or two each week!

The bad news is I want Friday the 24th or Saturday the 25th off, and I'm not sure that is feasible unless we get someone hired & trained up by then.

There is also an open shift on the 25th, but even if I can't get it off I DO NOT want to pull a double that day.

@DrakkenZero lmao, amazing.

US comedians defend decision to play in Saudi Arabia: ‘They’re paying me enough to look the other way’

Usual supporters of free speech are under fire for signing on to Riyadh festival despite the government’s human rights abuses

https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2025/sep/30/riyadh-comedy-festival-saudi-arabia

I'm so tired. So of course there was a minor emergency at work & I have to go cover.

But, I got people to grab the other open shifts this week. So that's nice. I'd rather go in tonight than have to close Friday & then pull a double on Saturday.

#RetailLife

@kotaotan somebody needs to donate this property to me ... I mean, to the #CultOfRamenCatholicism

@indivisibleteam

There is a lump of fur on the back of my couch.

As much as I joke about wanting y'all to buy me all of the things, I really want many of those things (don't actually buy them for me, lol, unless you are super rich or have fleeced the rich for me).

I'm terrified. As much as I love to garden, sometimes the intrusive thoughts like, "there are Nazis outside. Bed is safer" are hard to drown out.

What I really, really want is a decent pick-up truck and a solar powered fifth wheel (or something similar) for if (when?) it's time to flee to Canada. Then we'll always have a safe place to live (unless we get resettled somewhere we can't take it).

I also want a big ol' plot of land and a big ol' garage to keep it. Then, throw down a basement foundation & drop a triple wide over it. I could happily live like that for a lifetime.

A cave system on that plot of land would be dope.

@plaidtron3000

THAT'S REALLY NOT HOW THIS WORKS.

@lritter So Mote It Be!

Our alliance is forged over the mutual belief that Slack is Mood. Or whatever the kids are saying these days.

@lritter We're willing to be allied with the Church of the SubGenius.

@StarkRG yeah, I need to write a book or finish my zine or something.

Jesus Christ, being a prophet & cult-leader sounds like a sweet gig when you inherit a large following (and a shitload of tax-free money).

It's really not fair for newer, small cults trying to get a foot in the door.

Thoughts & Prayers, et cerera,
#CultOfRamenCatholicism

@JellyTBeagle where's the "I sleep with a shotgun in case my printer makes a noise" post when you need it

"That's Socialism!"
- some asshole on TV news

@Legit_Spaghetti

@alex we need to have an I Love Lucy watch party or something one of these months.

Two great finds by Jay Kuo this Saturday.