Notices by Plaid (plaidtron3000@jorts.horse)

@LRRRonEarth Half up front, half when I see the resultant corpsicle.

@LRRRonEarth Whatever happened to the customer is always right? Customer service in this day and age has really gone downhill. Back in my day if I wanted to bribe an authoritarian strongman, I put my money down and made vague allusions to the results I wanted and things would just magically happen without my knowledge or consent and now people solicit bribes and just rudely declare that they're in charge and I tell you I don't know what the world is coming to why I say tha

Despite wearing my best make up and my skimpiest shorts, I still caught COVID at the Rocky Horror Show.

What else could I have done?!

We're going to need a bigger African Queen knock-off.

#monsterdon #TheCreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

Never swim in a black lagoon when you're on your period! You'll attract gillmen!

#monsterdon #TheCreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

Eight days isn't exactly a lot of time for a paleontology dig, if you're looking for one specific thing.

#monsterdon #TheCreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

"We have one problem. Going into unexplored territory with A WOMAN"

JESUS CHRIST SHUT THE FUCK UP

#monsterdon #TheCreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

"Did you ever hear of two living as cheaply as one?"

That's a fucking lie, and you know it.

#monsterdon #TheCreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

The Creature From The Black Lagoon in 3D on broadcast TV triggered one of my first, worst migraines. I was 9 or so, barfing, crying. 2D tonight, thanks.

#monsterdon #TheCreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

Charlie Kirk's rhetoric furthered oppression of millions of people. He contributed to the deaths of queer and trans people so profoundly that he may as well have pulled the trigger himself. He allied himself with violent far-right movements, offering cover and support for their actions. He benefited vicariously and directly from their violence.

He was a fascist in every sense of the word, and the world is slightly better for his passing.

Rest in piss. Eat shit in hell.

Charlie deliberately spread misinformation about COVID, vaccines and hydroxychloroquine. He was antivax, anti-mask, and profited from the controversy.

His rhetoric contributed to the literal millions of dead worldwide because of his reach.

Bring in the military? Bring in the masers!

#monsterdon #TheManFromPlanetX

"Static electricity maybe."
"This time of year?"

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN

#monsterdon #TheManFromPlanetX1951

After this the only way to up the nudity factor in #monsterdon we’re going to have to do The Holy Mountain next. Or just start screening 70s “naturist” films. Christ.

#monsterdon #vampirecircus

Producer: “Can we get full frontal nudity in here somewhere? People don’t pay to see our shit for the story!” #monsterdon #vampirecircus

Ah all the fart noises while he poops.

Good call Mr King

#monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive

IS AN INCLINED PLANE TOO SIMPLE A MACHINE TO BECOME SENTIENT

#monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive

I saw Maximum Overdrive on VHS back in the early 90s. I saw it, said "Welp, now I don't have to see it again."

And then I did. #monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive

If a comet flew by, and made things sentient, I wonder if it could do that to humans, too.

#monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive

"We 7 or so people are the winners of our planet-wide nuclear war!"
followed shortly by
"The lucky ones are dead."

Sounds to me like you didn't win, Doc.

#monsterdon