As much as I joke about wanting y'all to buy me all of the things, I really want many of those things (don't actually buy them for me, lol, unless you are super rich or have fleeced the rich for me).
I'm terrified. As much as I love to garden, sometimes the intrusive thoughts like, "there are Nazis outside. Bed is safer" are hard to drown out.
What I really, really want is a decent pick-up truck and a solar powered fifth wheel (or something similar) for if (when?) it's time to flee to Canada. Then we'll always have a safe place to live (unless we get resettled somewhere we can't take it).
I also want a big ol' plot of land and a big ol' garage to keep it. Then, throw down a basement foundation & drop a triple wide over it. I could happily live like that for a lifetime.
A cave system on that plot of land would be dope.