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   BELRRR LRRRGOSI :bc: (lrrronearth@beige.party)'s status on Monday, 29-Sep-2025 05:14:12 JST BELRRR LRRRGOSI :bc:

   I COULD REALLY USE A $50,000 CASH BRIBE.

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     Plaid (plaidtron3000@jorts.horse)'s status on Monday, 29-Sep-2025 05:14:08 JST Plaid

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     @LRRRonEarth Whatever happened to the customer is always right? Customer service in this day and age has really gone downhill. Back in my day if I wanted to bribe an authoritarian strongman, I put my money down and made vague allusions to the results I wanted and things would just magically happen without my knowledge or consent and now people solicit bribes and just rudely declare that they're in charge and I tell you I don't know what the world is coming to why I say tha

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     BELRRR LRRRGOSI :bc: (lrrronearth@beige.party)'s status on Monday, 29-Sep-2025 05:14:09 JST BELRRR LRRRGOSI :bc:

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     • Plaid

     @plaidtron3000

     THAT'S REALLY NOT HOW THIS WORKS.

     RamenCatholic 🐢 🌈 repeated this.
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     Plaid (plaidtron3000@jorts.horse)'s status on Monday, 29-Sep-2025 05:14:10 JST Plaid

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     @LRRRonEarth Half up front, half when I see the resultant corpsicle.

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     BELRRR LRRRGOSI :bc: (lrrronearth@beige.party)'s status on Monday, 29-Sep-2025 05:14:11 JST BELRRR LRRRGOSI :bc:

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     MAYBE I'LL DEPORT A PERSON OF YOUR CHOOSING INTO THE LIFELESS VACUUM OF SPACE. IT'S A GREAT DEAL.