Notices by goo (goo@dobbs.town)

Mostly on @stelo these days because I think Pleroma is a better software than Mastodon. But I still love all you guys

@sun whose dick do I gotta suck for an SPW account

@NEETzsche crackheads did this to me all the time back in the hood. I'd laugh and yell it back at them

don't let the scum trick you into joining any "subgenius" "discords" all the real homeys stick to the IRC https://kiwiirc.com/nextclient/frop.taphouse.org/#subgenius

@prettygood @lina ever try peanuts and coke? now that's a great workhorse kinda meal

today is a day of fasting and contemplation

@Prof_Trixie I'll wrestle you. Just fly out to Indonesia. I'm 83kg

@lain hungery boy.?

@DiamondMind @Jonny @flick @Grumblesock @Bad_Banner @Kang_Kong3 @Paultron @deprecated_ii @MMS21 @Hyperhidrosis @jeffcliff @mangeurdenuage dude, covid was 4 years ago, you gotta move on

@ATLeagle take em to small claims court, you'll probably win by default

use these knocks when showing up at my door to indicate intentions

@kaia refurb ones, for sure. I got T480 and hate its USB c charger, only 2 USB ports, shitty trackpad, garbage pc

@kirby why not slackware

@kaia churches and temples do their services in the evening here. It's nice, not too hot

@kirby @Velveteen @lunarised it's really easy to install and comes with everything you need out of the box, and read the fucking readme if you want to switch from stable to unstable

@lunarised @kirby @Velveteen just use slackware tbh

@kirby I use matterbridge and it does good

@kirby let's find common ground: 3rd party clients with telemetry

@lain @kaia @jonossaseuraava a lot of my wealth is tied up in plantation land, that should be okay unless global warming really picks up the pace

Back on this topic again: It's crazy meditation apps rake in so much cash... "hey bro, pay me $10 a month to tell you to sit in the corner and be quiet for twenty minutes."

At least period calendars make a little more sense, as far as tracking regular normal human function

I should make a piss/shit timer app. You update it every time you eat/drink and also update it with every time you shit/piss. Before long, it starts predicting : hey bro, you're gonna need to shit in 30 minutes