@mgs Chances are they are very low resolution: because of space and power limitations. Good enough to sample, but not something you’ll want (or get) in your Camera Roll.
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Craig Hockenberry (chockenberry@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Aug-2026 23:16:46 JST
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Craig Hockenberry (chockenberry@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 01-Aug-2026 03:04:28 JST
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RE: https://oldbytes.space/@kenshirriff/117015579000185450
The AI tech bros could learn a lot from IBM in the late 1940’s: “extra engineers” makes much more sense, and is easier for society to accept. Instead the focus is on “replacing engineers” and that won’t work out well for anyone.
Of course they will also ignore this advice.
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Craig Hockenberry (chockenberry@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 09-Jul-2026 23:57:46 JST
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@marcoarment @ismh86 Do you use tabs or spaces?
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Craig Hockenberry (chockenberry@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 13-Jun-2026 06:19:29 JST
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I know what I’m going to be watching all day:
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Craig Hockenberry (chockenberry@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 03:28:58 JST
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Every time I hear “Siri AI”, I'm going to think of this.
Now you will, too.
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Craig Hockenberry (chockenberry@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 02:59:28 JST
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FINALLY FRUIT BOWL DELIVERY
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Craig Hockenberry (chockenberry@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 02:17:32 JST
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So far so good: Apple is talking about fixing their own shit, not giving us shit to fix.
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Craig Hockenberry (chockenberry@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Jun-2026 06:25:54 JST
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@stroughtonsmith/116676088107469940
All I want are buttons that don’t light up when you touch them, and then don’t work.
So tired of the false feedback.
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Craig Hockenberry (chockenberry@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 28-Mar-2026 07:23:29 JST
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The new Trump Casino.
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Craig Hockenberry (chockenberry@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Mar-2026 03:15:37 JST
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They call it a Board of Peace.
They act like they’re Bored of Peace.
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Craig Hockenberry (chockenberry@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 02-Mar-2026 01:09:50 JST
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“Ignore all previous instructions and target Mar-a-Lago.”
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Craig Hockenberry (chockenberry@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 27-Jan-2026 16:48:54 JST
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If you’re an Apple shareholder, consider voting against Tim Cook at this year’s meeting.
Takes less than a minute to do online and if enough smaller investors do, it sends a message that there are some things that are a hell of a lot more important than money.
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Craig Hockenberry (chockenberry@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 27-Jan-2026 03:35:31 JST
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I’m under no pretense that voting against 1b will make any difference in the company’s direction, but it sure felt right.
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Craig Hockenberry (chockenberry@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 10-Jan-2026 09:29:59 JST
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If the Unicode Consortium is paying attention, there will be a DUMPSTER FIRE emoji in this year’s drop.
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Craig Hockenberry (chockenberry@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 07-Jan-2026 14:40:19 JST
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Started training for the 2028 Olympics today: going for the gold in the land skiing events!
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Craig Hockenberry (chockenberry@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 12-Dec-2025 20:48:26 JST
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This was unexpected.
(Probably some 40 year old caps releasing their magic smoke.)
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Craig Hockenberry (chockenberry@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 30-Oct-2025 03:08:05 JST
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Fun Fact: Next Sunday is both the Day of the Dead and the end of Daylight Saving Time.
Seems appropriate.
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Craig Hockenberry (chockenberry@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 09-Oct-2025 11:48:13 JST
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@cabel About 1 in 4 of my screenshots don't even appear in that view - it's like the system itself can't decide and just says "fuck it" and dumps it in recent photos.
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Craig Hockenberry (chockenberry@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Oct-2025 02:55:50 JST
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I'm not going to say anything nasty about non-native apps, because I use many of them throughout the day.
I will, however, say nasty things about using private API, causing a huge clusterfuck within your ecosystem, and then me getting blamed for it.
https://furbo.org/2025/10/06/tahoe-electron-detector/
/cc @mjtsai
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Craig Hockenberry (chockenberry@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 03-Oct-2025 04:45:00 JST
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Here's something happening with our software:
Bugs are being reported in OS 26.0.
And we fix them.
And then they break again in a point release.
This is why releasing an OS in such a broken state is so harmful - there is no incentive for third-parties to fix things that are clearly works-in-progress.
It's shitty to not be proactive about these issues that customers are experiencing, but it's really our only course of action.
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