Notices by Cabel Sasser (cabel@social.panic.com)

this graduation speech moment is notable, and her amazed shock at having failed to read the room feels instructive.

when you’re inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn’t.

it’s the one message no parent ever wants to get from their child 😱

new amazing name for me just arrived. i answer to anything at this point. (yes i even spelled it out)

@thomasfuchs haha what is the end game

dear apple. when i want to choose another card, i will ALWAYS tap the top thing. always. i will never tap the second thing. please fix. thank u love u

super fascinated that this person thinks basic-ahh commercial studio photography was “CGI graphics”

in the comments, they are arguing to the death that “yes, CGI was that good in the 90’s” and “it can’t be a photo because the lighting is too consistent”

is this what it feels like to be old

wow

a lot of you are hesitating to update to macOS 26, which is too bad, because i'm over here making my new best friend: foldy

when was this hotel built? the answer is,

over a year ago, i gave a talk at the xoxo conference about a mural, a mcdonald’s, and a man. (but it was also secretly about life, and legacy, and meaning.)

finally, i’m blogging the full story, with behind-the-scenes details, and a video of the talk.

i hope you enjoy this read. https://cabel.com/wes-cook-and-the-mcdonalds-mural/

does anyone else daydream about the epic street party that will take place when they scrape his name off the kennedy center

on the E.T. ride at Univesal Studios, you give them your name and E.T. says goodbye to you at the end. apparently he says over 20,000 names. (no cabel of course. he called me charles.)

anywayyyy I took a picture of the E.T. name computer. and there’s one possible name I can’t stop thinking about…

i bet not a single employee at this dick’s has noticed that this ball dropped

no. this is serious. do not reply with your joke

the macos 26 "TV" app gave me the world's greatest loading spinner. thank you macos 26

i always enjoy a sensible chuckle at the sight gag of the peasant round being $5.80

now *that* was a rainbow.

maybe more of a french-canadian headstone joke?

i have a question about ios 26 full screen screenshots. am i right that pressing the “x” in the upper left deletes the screenshot, and pressing the “check” in the upper right then selecting “delete screenshot”… also deletes the screenshot?

portland update: this just crossed the street in front of me holding a bright yellow sign that said WELCOME TO HELL

there are a number of dystopian horrors in the game Cyberpunk… but none as terrifying to me as humans still not understanding light bulb color temperatures in 2077