Notices by cynthia rose is desirable (cynthiarose@sfba.social)

Don’t let me wake you……

But I’m enchanted by your toes 🥰

#cats #caturday #catsOfMastodon

RE: https://mastodon.energy/@Sustainable2050/116460182497402236

Sleepy Joe Biden is soooooo old
Nasty Kamala Harris is soooooo not a white man

Congrats America on your vivacity, it’s soooooo inspiring

No algorithm could put this in my feed. Perfection!

the South Park movie was prophetic as all fuck, honestly holy shit, it took only 25 years for America to become exactly as absurdly and stupidly fascist as in that movie

I mean what the fuck damn how’d they fucking know. only way to get tix is to join the military? that would do it!

✅ censorship that crosses quickly into fascism
✅ blaming Canada. for EVERYTHING.
✅ obsessed with stupid shit like swearing while horrific deplorable violence is just fine
✅ Satan has an abusive little bitch of a boyfriend who says “hey guy, relax!”
✅ propaganda films of citizens being rounded up into death camps. “did I say death camps? I meant happy camps!”
✅ public execution of innocence & WW3
✅ the sound of a dying giraffe is the sound of La Resistance
✅ tomorrow night we’re pretty fucked!

Please stop blaming Democrats who are no longer in power for Trump unilaterally bombing Iran.

This dude is the "maybe I will, maybe I won't, tune in next week to find out" guy. Nothing short of exile to a remote island where his best friend is a piece of driftwood could've stopped this.

It's so blatantly unconstitutional that you should really understand by now that HE DOES NOT CARE AND WANTS TO BURN THE MOTHERFUCKER TO THE GROUND but yeah keep on blaming Dems, see how that ends

😒

Ok here’s the thing. Clearly Trump/Musk are trying to dismantle the United States from the top down. But for what purpose? What is the endgame here, and how do we know Trump and Musk agree on that goal?

Let’s say they succeed. Government has dissolved. No regulations, from banking to aviation to food safety. No social security or safety nets. No civil rights. Another pandemic on the horizon. Climate catastrophe. Etc etc. Then what?

Can’t have an empire if the people are all sick and dying. You need peasants, serfs, slaves. People need to be alive in order to punish and exploit them. But this future T&M want, it isn’t compatible with life.

Seriously. What is the ultimate goal here? To occupy Mars? Make it make sense.

#uspol

@Jorsh @jilleduffy

“IT STERILIZES THE IDEA”

That’s it, that exactly it, I’ve never seen it phrased so brilliantly and succinctly! Politically correct euphemisms like “ethnic cleansing” soften the narrative until an atrocity is just an inconvenience, and *that* can be ignored.

We can’t vote for Kamala Harris, they said. She’s just an extension of Genocide Joe, they said. It can’t get worse than this, they said.

Ohhhh baby but it can ALWAYS get worse.

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@MikeDunnAuthor
The conflation of sex and gender continues. Sex is biological, gender a social construct. Why is this so hard

Watch Duty is the most useful app pretty much ever….

Smelled smoke just now and checked and it must be from a prescribed burn nearby, and knowing that soothes my anxiety approx 63%

The rest will need drugs. Lol.

Here’s the plan:
1. Abolish the Department of Education
2. Vouchers for rich private schools
3. End public schools
4. Force mothers to quit their jobs and stay home to raise kids
5. Force kids to work too
6. No education means no revolution
7. Do you see the cycle of poverty, forced birth, enforced ignorance, and cheap labor being created here?

#uspol #education #EatTheRich

By pure coincidence I was watching the Purge episode of Rick & Morty right about the same time that Trump came out as pro-Purge.

I don’t think he’s thought this through. Not even a concept of a plan.

Keep talking, my dude. Everything you say can and will be used against you.

Remember: suit of power armor >>> rich assholes. Every time.

jesus fuck these poor people shouldn’t have to relive their collective trauma just to prove we got a gun problem in this country 😢💔

#DNC

Trump should just ghost Vance and MAGA and flee the country while he still can. He's toast

#DNC

@Jaden3 very embarrassing but I can’t roll a joint to save my life. But! I can use my nifty lil Raw Cone Filler to make king-size joints easily and I’m quite fond of that. I do buy prerolls when what I need is available bc I’m a fucking lazy slacker with very little patience 🙃 you ever try a gravity bong? holy fuck! I was in another galaxy 😂✨

Wouldn’t it be fun if Joe Biden, free from re-election worries, used his new SCOTUS-given absolute immunity to issue a series of executive orders that would permanently protect democracy and completely defang Trump, even if he somehow got back in? Maybe throw some climate action and abortion rights in there, codify that shit? Just thinking out loud ✨
#uspol

For those saying “if America wouldn’t vote for a white woman (Hillary), why would they vote for a black woman (Harris)?” A couple things to keep in mind—

1. The reason why we call her “Hillary” and not “Clinton”: her husband. The GOP has been going after the Clintons since the 90s, and let’s face it, Bill’s presence didn’t help her, it helped Trump by neutralizing the “but he’s a sexual predator” issue. Hillary had *24 years* of organized GOP hate aimed at her. They were RABID. It’s hard to overstate how much the Republican machine hated her, for decades, on a very personal level.

They’ve got nothing on Harris but the same old misogyny and racism. She’s a prosecutor ffs, I bet she terrifies Trump, and I would pay hard money to watch her “debate” him

2. Hillary did win the popular vote, but she lost the electoral college, a relic meant to preserve slavery (and by extension, the ownership of women by men, regardless of race). So the college worked perfectly to keep white men in power.

Let’s fix that.
#uspol

OH MY FUCKING GOD

The Republican candidate is SO FUCKING OLD

I have concerns about his sanity and cognitive abilities and saggy gross old man skin. He should drop out

What is with this hot sticky weird-ass cloudy tropical storm type weather

It’s JUNE in the BAY what the FUCK

I don’t like this at ALL…nope

#CAwx

@ryanhoulihan hahaha you would’ve LOVED programming VCRs in the 80s and 90s. Every household had exactly one person who could do it, the rest were helpless 😂