Notices by Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇺🇸 (blippythewonderslug@social.cologne)

Eat the rich.
#EatTheRich

@hpk @tth @nic
Hork! Bananafrog, shinapple, lofted rutabaga?

Nay! Nay! I say kumquat. Greast, hotsy kumquat, frittered by angles.

Sublemon.

@quincy
It's bananafrogging the aardvarks for science! SCIENCE, I tell you!

What could possibly go arglebargle whoosh?

@Penelope@ieji.de
I get to use the meme I "stole" from you much bluer than antebellum!

@NinjaDebugger @hpk @tth @nic

*cue Thomas Dolby/She Blinded Me With Science*

😜 Earth didn't originally come with an oxygen atmosphere. It was made after the fact.

https://forces.si.edu/atmosphere/02_02_02.html

To jump back to this
The first mass extinction

EVENT ONE

Was a new source of energy
A cheaper, more efficient source
But it released a poison
A deadly, corrosive gas
  We call it oxygen
Into the air

They couldn't help themselves
The new energy was so cheap
So easy to produce
So easy to reproduce
Everywhere it was used
Slowly but surely
The atmosphere was eaten away
The poison built up
Smothering
Until
It killed
Everything
But the death factories

#PoultryCoroner 🦆🦆🦆☠️

@nomadnewyork @2dogphish @lednabwm
*slap*

Get your ass to a voting booth.

Personally, I think Scotland seceding from the UK looney bin, and joining the EU, would be a wonderful thing.

They can probably get funding to reimplement Hadrian's Wall, and keep the southern barbarians out.

Just sayin'.

@MaJ1
*whistles innocently*
😜
*holds up a mirror*

I know, I know... not all Englishmen... 🤣

@dgar

@mrfrisky @peterbutler @ecsd @pixelpusher220 @lednabwm

Love knows no boundaries.

@jwz
😜 And another thing...

I "grew up" on the 250 char limit at Shitter, and was blown away that I have DOUBLE that, here.

This is a microblog platform.

IIRC, there are full-blown blogging/word processing platforms in #HephalumpWorld, as well as video sharing, and most other "common" services, that are federated.

To me, it kinda like asking "why aren't there more pumpkins in the meat cooler?"

They're in another part of this same "supermarket."

I wonder if 🚀boi/Shitter can be held legally/financially liable for deaths and damages resulting from Japan's Alert System feed being shut off over API limits?

Someone with international legal expertise might find a nice, fat, shiny lawsuit there.

Just sayin'.

By my math, climate change (and concurrent ongoing mass extinction event) is already irreversible, and will continue to get (much) worse before any kind of "new equilibrium" is reached, in however many centuries/millenia.

Every day mitigation doesn't start sets that time back further.

This "new equilibrium" may or may not include H. Sapiens. That part remains indeterminate. We may kill ourselves first. That's a whole 'nother set of equations.

As always, my math is questionable, at best.

I probably won't live to see the really big fewmets hitting the windmill. (Because I'm old, not because of anything medical) (unless someone murders me, also a possibility) I can live out my days making myself as comfy as possible. No huhu.

You kids, however, and your kids/grandkids....

You're in for some shit.

I urge you to go out and make trouble.

@GreenSkyOverMe @ACAElliott
🤣 I actually had to learn and code punchcard assembler (IBM 360 series, running OS/360!!) when I went to "computer school."

Paper tape, too.

I've never used it since, nor do I remember anything other than the tedium, and the litter. Much cardboard, and much confetti.

#Batstodon 🦇 #BatsOfMastodon

Love knows no boundaries.

@GreenSkyOverMe
😜 Man denkt das Massage entspannend ist. Aber wenn man nicht daran gewöhnt ist, und die fangen an die Muskeln zu rearrangieren... 🤣🤣 tut ganz schön weh.

*slides over ½ Tilidin*

🫥 Hab nichts schwächer.

Meanwhile, in Upper Toblerone, the trains are running on time.