Notices by Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇺🇸 (blippythewonderslug@social.cologne), page 2

@AnarchoNinaWrites
Heh. I'd already figured you were taking a sanity break; take as long as you need. I hope ya come back, but, if not, enjoi.

Do androids dream of electric #Audrey?

I just manged to stuff a cigarette while holding a sleeping cat in my lap! 😜 She left as soon as I lit it, tho.

@roadriverrail
😜 One would think so. I blame Hollywood.

It's not like in the movies: it takes a LONG time, and they struggle a LOT.

Anyway, oral consumption is/was also a thing, tho little mentioned in literature/movies.

Chloroform is still widely used today as a solvent, and as a reagent in the production of other materials.

@ElleGray

Love knows no boundaries.

#CatsOfMastodon #EveryDayIsCaturday #CorvidsOfMastodon #Odin #Freya #NorseMythology

@HistoPol
New? Asimov? 🤣 My brain just did a spit take.

@MaJ1 @weirdfolks

So. This thing. This sparkly little red number.

I had originally thought to turn it into a "micro bass VI."

I've tried a few different heavy gauge strings, and tunings, but couldn't find ANY kind of lowish tuning that'll hold. It always goes wonky after a prolonged thrashing.

I've tried other tuners, it's not the machine heads.

It's not a bass. It takes up space.

🎸 Want it? It's yours.

You cover shipping, I'll pack it in a box and send. We can work details in DM.

#Basstodon #Bassist

Donovan/Atlantis?! 🤣

🤣 I am digging on the fashions so hard!

#Audrey

Harley plays with an empty Kinder Egg.

😜 She loves 'em!
#HarleyQuinn #CatsOfMastodon #EveryDayIsCaturday

🙄 Something's changed in my benefits. I normally don't have to pay for my meds, but today, they asked me to.

(I couldn't, but I still have enough for another week or so.)

I'm already in touch with my social worker to find out what's what.

It's not much, €-wise, but it's something I didn't think I had to plan for. This may have changed. We'll see.

😜 No, I don't want you to PayPal me 20€. I have it in change. They'll just have to deal with it.

Unless I can clear this in a week. We'll see.

ODE TO AN ASS

lucious mounds wrestle
under tight blue denim
twitch switch twitch switch

o sweet ass
on two long legs
how such sweetness
would make a king beg
rounded perfection
for to rest my head

o sweet ass
walking slowly away
I’m sitting hypnotized watching you sway
wishing you weren’t walking away

but to me
with mischievous smile
denim coming off without any guile
to lay with me and tarry a while

#PoultryCoroner 🦆🦆🦆🪿

Humba found the catnip. 😜

And on to the leftovers. His collar is off.

#Humba #NotOurCat #CatsOfMastodon #EveryDayIsCaturday

Chillin' at the moat, and thinking of you.

I've been bonked on the head! (windfall, not malicious birds)

#Engentado #Egentado #Encantado

Ahh! 🔔 The bells!
#QuasiMoto 🔔🦇🔔 #BatshitCrazy

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

Another morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. I continue to reap the benefits of her impromptu feline fuck you. I'm not sleeping well. And now my mom is getting in on the action. My mom! SMH

Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.

#IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)

Fuck you, 🚀boy.

Today's agenda: more cat drama.

Since I'm back to the Implement of Doom, I am once more producing a lot of excess bong water. Normally, I just dump it in the sink. No huhu.

One or twice in a month, I might water my rescue Aloes with it.

It doesn't stink, like bong water usually does, because it's always being refreshed by melting ice. It's very weak bong water.

What kinds of plants would thrive, or at least comfortably survive, with copious weak bong water, with direct sunlight only before noon?

LEEKS IN YO' FACE

Choppin' up da leeks
da leeks, da leeks
Throwin' out da leafs
da leeks, da leeks
Put 'em in da fridge
da leeks, da leeks
Look out here come da bridge
da leeks, da leeks

*scraaaaaaatch*

Grab another lighter
Come on baby light my fire
Light my head up higher
Dancing flame desire

🪇🎺🎻 (fade)

#PoultryCoroner 🦆🦆🦆🔥

PS - I love that I can go back and edit, & we can see edits by clicking on the clickable part of the timestamp.