Notices by Chumchum Tumtum (fcktheworld587@social.linux.pizza)

@br00t4c damn I misread "expletive" as "explosive" and got super excited

@lain nothing wrong with being snug as a bug in a rug

@lain whenever I meet a t girl in thigh high socks, I'm like "oh this bitch codes"

If anyone wants to come to Canada, I've got couches

@starwall because America has the big stick

@shibao she drives, you shoot

@lunarised why is she talking to me

@kaia @vriska I have hella diagnosed mental illnesses and sometimes I feel like this is what I'm doing regardless of that fact

@WarnerCrocker personally I think the constitution does need to be terminated and rewritten from the ground up, but the party proposing to do so are the absolute last people on Earth I want writing the new one, so Dems are preferable for the time being

@SrRochardBunson @BinroHeretic my dad finally drank himself to death this year. I haven't drank since about 2017

"hey this guy got a bidet, he must be really into toilets, let's serve him toilet ads for a few weeks

Happy the Last of Us day to those who celebrate

The global vocal stimming phenomenon that is "demure"

I love the assertion "I'm straight therefore whatever makes me hard is a woman" just can't get over it hahahahahaha

An ethical pickup artist content channel, where it's just a regular guy living his life not being a pickup artist because it's creepy

@kaia I hate that guy

Why is my dog the smartest person in the house

@br00t4c she's a former DA. She's gonna fucking eat Donnie

Jeremy Fragrance got unstoppable rizz 😆

My name is Skyler white yo. My husband is Walter white yo