Notices by Chumchum Tumtum (fcktheworld587@social.linux.pizza), page 2

People really think supreme executive authority will simply allow itself to be voted out. Find me one instance in history in which this happened

FREE CARL RINSCH

Emergency Intercom said they'd be gone for a month, and today is a month, so....?

@jessew Charlie is a treasure

@jessew finally

It's so retro to have a crack habit in 2025

An anthropomorphic raccoon really was the best choice for a stealth platformer

Does anyone else physically wretch when they hear the name Alan Dershowitz? I heard it on TV and involuntarily said "ew"

Luckily I keep a set of AA batteries in my anus at all times for just such an occasion

@anemone his whole "repopulation" bullshit is just eugenics in fancy wrapping paper. Fuck that Nazi fuck

I just realized the secret to unlimited homemade pierogis is learning how to make pierogis

@feld @lattera I literally exclaimed "Oh! What the fuck!?" Loudly

If one were looking for ways to exert maximum load, individually, on insurance industries (car especially), I would suspect it'd make sense to think small scale damage, on many targets, generating as many small scale insurance claims as possible, while creating minimal possible jail time in the process.

Small scale destruction of property charges are extremely rarely punished with any severity - and in places which operate under principles of common law, you're essentially guaranteed a very short stay, at worst, if you are convicted of any such crimes. This allows you to maximize load on the insurance companies labour while minizing your down time.

In addition, submission of what can turn out to be frivolous claims, in such places as you might not be pursued criminally for doing so, can be a way to put additional load on the insurance infrastructure.

Insurance infrastructure tied up with that would have cascading effects on structurally dependent industries. It could seriously fuck things up for rich folks, I'd suspect.

Low personal risk, high impact.

Thoughts on this hypothetical, spotting anything I overlooked, got flat out wrong, etc?

@GlasWolf yep. Revolt is the only way out of that trap, at this point

The enemy of my enemy might be, under certain circumstances, my ally. To call them my friend would be naive

DEI is absolutely what's been causing these plane crashes. Donald & Elon's Incompetence

@hj @newt or a Celeste -like

@joe @cbarbermd this is precisely what trump has been telling us for years he was going to do. Idunno why thyd be surprised

@mangeurdenuage trials of death or whatever it was? That was one of the craziest things I've ever witnessed, and I've seen some genuinely crazy shit in my life

How is Musk's ownership of Twitter while involved in government not a violation of the first amendment? When he bans people, that's literally the government suppressing speech. I'm sure someone who actually knows anything about US law will be able to explain it, because as a stoned person with no education in law, it seems fucked up