Notices by Witless Protection Program (pikesley@mastodon.me.uk), page 2

Happy "#RaspberryPi Proudly Announced That They Hired A #SpyCop, Then Told Those Of Us Who Asked Questions To Fuck Off" Day, to those who celebrate

@katiefenn @james

"ChatGPT helps me to write boilerplate quicker" try to imagine a world when we didn't have to write all that redundant boilerplate

@goatsarah it's easy to mock these idiots. Fun, too

Now that fucking #Cummings is back in the news (where has he been, and why didn't he stay there?), I am reminded of a Tweet of mine that dates from whenever this picture was taken:

"I've worked out who he reminds me of: this is the guy who approaches you after a meetup in Shoreditch, thrusts his iPad under your nose, forces you to look at the shitty slides for his half-baked business plan, and tells you he's seeking a Technical Co-Founder"

Boba Fett's real name is Robert Fettuccine

Thinking about this again today for some reason

@thomasfuchs @mos_8502 are you sure? As far as I understand it, Kernighan & Ritchie invented Linux at CERN in 1991

@mos_8502 @thomasfuchs you're thinking of Linux I think

It's Eliza it's fucking Eliza fuck's sake they're not even trying anymore

https://thechatcbt.com/

@thomasfuchs please add a soundtrack to this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9Racui9jJI&t=5s

@thomasfuchs I think I saw this mentioned in the thread somewhere, but configuration via query-string would be ? ?

@thomasfuchs I built a text-clock thing a while ago https://sam.pikesley.org/projects/jlock/ and we have it running on an old HP monitor. I've just run this up on it and it's really quite a thing

@thomasfuchs this is very beautiful, it's an hour fast though (I'm in London)

There is a direct line from "DRM In Music" to "You Now Subscribe To Your Car", via "Using Third-Party Toner Is Against The Law"