Notices by Witless Protection Program (pikesley@mastodon.me.uk)

It is *exactly* 10 years since the greatest/dumbest moment of my career. An event so significant that @Floppy had commemorative mugs made

https://sam.pikesley.org/talks/#the-story-of-the-arsebees-emf-2014

https://github.com/theodi/master-builder/commit/5786aa7284b59c023a2ccf39fa96cc88c7bb15da#diff-f933d8649d1c06e51077a8f890943677

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@babe @ayukawa it's *much* easier to solve than a regular cube

@SamLR @babe @ayukawa

yeah but you can do this with it though

@SamLR @babe @ayukawa odd-numbered NxNs are fun, too

@babe it's a slippery slope

Love to be accelerating full-tilt towards multiple apocalypses simultaneously

https://www.wired.com/story/the-mosquito-borne-disease-triple-e-is-spreading-in-the-us-as-temperatures-rise/

Oh fuck off

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/article/2024/jul/25/ai-could-enhance-almost-two-thirds-of-british-jobs-claims-google

@heygarrett @dotjayne not enough people are asking, What Happens To Your Unapplied Git Stashes After You Die?

Right, it's a nice day, let's go to the seaside

#cycling

Getting this on a t-shirt

Great talk from @Edent at #EMFCamp

My neighbour was about to put this suit on Vinted, I took it off his hands and wore it out for the first time yesterday. It was a Smash Hit

@icedquinn "Rebol is nearly syntax free. And, as you become fluent, you end up writing code in sentences, somewhat similar to human languages" yeah I've been caught out by this before

"BUT THE #LLM HELPS ME CHURN OUT BOILERPLATE" I am once again begging you to try to imagine working towards a world where we don't need the boilerplate

@jzillw @cstross ah I see you've played Progressive Politics before

@thomasfuchs "Do not text me again, *unless* it's to tell me you've got a cheque for 7 trillion dollars"

@tilton "the beeping of my carbon monoxide alarm was giving me a headache so I took the batteries out"

@CloudyMrs @NAB trust me, I live here, there's no way this is a real place

@CloudyMrs @NAB Britain isn't real

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