Notices by Andrew (cinebox@masto.hackers.town)

@kirakira What is the average airspeed of an unladen swallow?

Project idea: mod a powermac G5 to be a beverage dispenser filled with neon green energy drink

@elfin @cpm “yes, officer, my plan was to carry a bottle of literally explosive hot sauce that is labeled as such onto the plane. You got me”

@elfin @cpm I’m glad that our nations infrastructure is protected against Wile E Coyote

@ColinTheMathmo @adrianh all websites should be like digikey or McMaster Carr. Everything is parametrically searchable and the company logo is inexplicably a 64x100 jpeg

@ColinTheMathmo@mathstodon.(xyz @adrianh actually the McMaster website looks *really good* IMO. Props to their web team)