Notices by you wouldn't pool noodle a foxdragon (kirakira@furry.engineer)

@skinnylatte LOL that place is like a self-referencing joke, it's gonna be so weird to find out it actually exists if i can ever go there

*interviewing for a web dev job*
"your solution works but it uses memory at a cubic rate. can you think of a better way to do it?"
*confidently* no
"welcome aboard"

@skinnylatte it's not the same thing you're talking about but in a weird way, my asian grocers & shops have become a big part of home for me & i wonder how i would feel without them if i did leave here. one of them temporarily closed once and that much was an adjustment, and that was while i still had the other ones. i go there more than i go to american ones

"do u wanna work on my software project" "whats the stack" "its a structure where the last element added is the first one removed but that's not important right now"

@skinnylatte huh, did not know Ikea was that big in singapore

@julia if someone says "we all have to get along / we have to accept each others views / this isnt a space for politics / this is a 'big tent' group (this one seems popular now)" whatever and doesnt Immediately follow it with some real clear shit like "nazis gtfo" i already know what's gonna happen there

do math majors get a radian when they graduate

@skinnylatte i was a new driver the first time i went to brooklyn (drove myself) and THREE random people walking by on the street stopped to help me parallel park. like it became a collaborative effort between these unaffiliated random people on a whim. this was years ago but very good vibes from brooklyn

@jbz forbidden nsync song

@jessew i have had this experience lmao

@SuperDicq no like socially left

@SuperDicq ARE THEY LOL?

there needs to be a ben and jerrys type coffee chain

yeah, we're doing critical thinking. we're doing thoughts (t7s). we've adopted relating disparate information. our whole org runs on thinking about stuff

u don't have to be a low level or embedded dev to hate usb. you can start hating usb right now for any reason you want. hating usb is personal and unique to every one of us and that's what makes it beautiful

@prettygood :blobfoxmeltsob:

@skinnylatte it's definitely true that i will often see old pics of myself and think "what happened to that shirt"

every job: we need someone w 25 years of experience in every technology

everyone w a fedihired post when i ask if they're taking early career dumbasses: no we really need a lot of experience

everyone i know who has a computer job: i work with a senior engineer who doesnt know how to run a shell script

@jessew i got one yesterday for a site i made it's so satisfying

some of yall