Notices by 𝚂𝚙𝚢𝚝𝚏𝚢𝚛𝚎🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (spytfyre@mastodon.scot)

@selzero
What just happened there?
Everything went dark
When it got light again I was holding my phone and I wasn't before...

@selzero
Dear Selzero

No
Everything is not fine
They just want you to think that
It's good that at least you can get some relief for a while though
Recharge those batteries while you can
At some point you can use this island of calm as a focus for meditation

Love and hugs

Your diary

@selzero
We're effectively princess Leia watching the death star get in range on the big scanner table...
Beep
Beep beep
Beep beep beep beep
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
"Ah well at least we know when to spark up the last reefer"

@selzero @zer0unplanned
Which begs the question how the hell did they post?

@selzero @dj@parcero.casa
I don't get it
And I'm not pleased with the video
Needed content warning

@selzero
Save game

@nicol
No walking
No breathing
No eyes open

@selzero all the above and self loathing

Someone at my work front office team is running a Christmas daily challenge activity
Day 1
From the quotes name the Christmas movie
Seems simple enough
Until they come to IT saying can we fix it because they "asked Gemini for Christmas movie quotes" and didn't check they were actually Christmas movies... Or it seems, what the answers should be at all.
Ha ha no.
Now we watch as everyone complains the quotes aren't making any sense. On live chat.
Getting popcorn for this
#DontAskAI #fail

@selzero

Oh the old "Björn and bread". ABBA themed Bakers on the high street since never.

@BenCotterill
I just close the site
They can fuck right off

@selzero
People have been saying he was killed by irony
I'm thinking it's more than that
He loved guns so much he wanted children to watch gun deaths so they'd be used to the outcome
He wanted children to die so guns could go on*
He may have felt elation and joy that they got to kill him
Poetry
Poetry killed him

*and like all poetry there's a dark version where gun lovers will be shooting anyone that might have shared empathy (his most hated word apparently) with anti gun people

@BackFromTheDud @selzero
Bill hicks covered it
https://youtu.be/Fk50cy8uO5w?si=5jgJkTBhjKLOM0we

I will be officially #unemployed from end of this week
#remote #hybrid #onSite #techSupport (1/2/3 line, I'm not fussy) is my bag
Anybody know if anything please DM me
#getfedihired #boostsWelcome

@AnthonyFStevens @Wen @alexlac51 @MaddieT @CloudyMrs @soren
Having only stumbled upon this thread with the last post I can only sympathise that the SNP aren't a choice you can make.
However statement 5 is terrible given the contribution Scotland makes to the UK as a whole. So our MP's in the house of commons don't vote against Tories? Seems a little thoughtless.
Have a read of the book
How the Scots invented the modern world. Mind opening stuff we silly do not get taught. I wonder why.

@AnthonyFStevens @Wen @alexlac51 @MaddieT @CloudyMrs @soren
Argh miss my point entirely.
Honest* reality in your head maybe.
Policies do affect because they make Westminster look bad. That's why Westminster torpedoed gender recognition reform and deposit return scene recycling!
Repeating how you can't vote SNP merely sounds like get out clause. (So move to Scotland)
I don't think England voting on getting rid of Scotland would surprise me, don't think to know my mind.
Trying to be on your side

@AnthonyFStevens @Wen @alexlac51 @MaddieT @CloudyMrs @soren
You be Frank but you don't know me and I don't anti English so please again stop putting words in my mouth
My wife is English.
The only problem I have is with Tory voters!
I'm trying to be on your side for gods sake but from this point on. You're on your own. Talk about doing any favours you undo yourself!

Scotland has an impact on you.
I don't have to tell you why I could be here all day. You don't think it's there and that's sad

@pvonhellermannn
The State of "English" water companies, Scotland water is still publicly owned.
I'm not saying it's prefect but there has been no shareholder dividend meaning maintenance and safety have been forsaken to boost profit.

@padraig you can add me spytfyre#2750 we can party and help smash bosses if you like