Notices by Ben. No, not that one. (bencotterill@mastodon.social)

Is there any mushroom equivalent to #mosstodon? Can’t sleep and looking at the mushrooms above the fireplace.

EDIT thanks to the replies have learned it’s #Mushtodon

@fesshole

@fesshole The point is to add milk first in a china cup so it doesn’t split because of the heat. It never makes any difference to the taste.

@fesshole 7th estate?

@fesshole My sister fell down an open Cornish mine shaft when walking backwards flying a kite.

@cwebber @Erased_Citizen Just realised -after years of singing this- I never knew what a shotgun shack is.

@fesshole I do it to “I am the music man”.

@fesshole Technically there is no such thing as a fish…

@fesshole I always knew Graham Norton hated his job.

@fesshole Lazy lazy quizmaster.

Here we go kids… this is proper shit hits the fan stuff. Can afford to stock up on food for days? Fine. Everyone else you’re fucked. https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2026/sep/03/angela-eagle-uk-stock-up-supplies-el-nino-warning

@fesshole Twat.

@fesshole The one I’ve got smells of tar. I feel the urge to lick a road whenever I’m near it.

Yay! New people in holiday house next door!
This is a new one.
Been asked to put clothes on and stop smoking, half naked in the garden. It’s against their religion and don’t want their kids to see it.
Oh dear, what a shame.

@spytfyre Oh it gets better. They thought they were staying in my house. Apparently on the booking site there is drone footage of the holiday house. But my place is in a lot of it. They got it very wrong.

@fesshole I used to do this for Frankenstein scars for kids at Halloween. Great addition is that you can sew stitches through the layers of copydex. Just be careful with needles around a child’s neck. Just saying…

Rain on the roof is a nice noise. Especially when you have no need to go out in it.

@botvolution No shit!

OH FFS! Some parents have turned up. First topic of conversation. “There’s nowhere to park.” I could throttle them.

If anyone is still interested (I am) they’re all still arguing about who is going to put their vehicle in the car park 1/2 a km up the road.

I guess me sitting and giggling doesn’t help.