Notices by ʙᴇɴ ᴄᴏᴛᴛᴇяɪʟʟ (bencotterill@mastodon.social)

I have opened a packet of biscuits.
There will soon be no biscuits.

@br00t4c @Lazarou Bloody Nora.

Rereading Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. Forgot how unrealistic it is… 6 pints for less than £5?!?

@catsalad @stux It’s the Mactini!

https://youtu.be/BGGOn-H7s3Q?si=JbQxuqkAIBqwFGnv

Oh dear, there’s a new cat in the village. Anya, Tigger & Stripe have been taking it in turns to guard the house. Stripe hasn’t moved for two hours. #Caturday #Bloomscrolling

Awake. Don’t like it.

How to really wake up in the morning. Chased by cows. A couple of people in the village warned me about this new herd. Should have listened to them.

@Gargron Wine press?

@botvolution Once accidentally shut down British steel production. Unplugged a server. Nothing, for two hours.

Noises going through the water pipes all day. Found the source of the problem. The toilet is in that balance of constant filling and flushing.
Things I’ve learned from this.
1) I don’t understand those cisterns with the push button on top.
2) This lav is hooked up to the hot water. The bathroom is currently a sauna. HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?

Does rolling the batteries in a TV remote count as exercise? That’s the most I’ve done today.

@botvolution Isoscelears.

Trying to get to sleep but Tigger is trying to do a pirate impression. Ohh Arg.

The USA tourist board (if they’re not been sacked). Must be having a nightmare right now.
“Come to America, be refused entry for no reason”.
“Come to America, Get deported to another country”.
“Come to America, statistics say you’ll hear gunfire”.
“Come to America, there’s no point in doing business”.
“Come to America, your plane could crash”.
“Come to America, try to convince someone your country exists”.
“Come to America, Get injured on holiday, be in debt for life”!

Wow, the USA is fucked…

@br00t4c @Lazarou Is that Roger or Oliver Stone? :)

It’s @botvolution https://anarchism.space/@scrottie/114166713121101122

Flicking through channels before bed. Half watching some show about a murder on a cruise ship. Until I recognised the name of the boat. My sister worked on it. Glued now.

Getting a lot of 404s, Access Denied, firewall notices and cloud flare blocks today. Seems to be American based sites. Something going on?

Channel 4 News is getting shouty.

Went to treat myself for a small chip plate. £3.50?!?