Notices by ʙᴇɴ ᴄᴏᴛᴛᴇяɪʟʟ (bencotterill@mastodon.social)

@botvolution Once accidentally shut down British steel production. Unplugged a server. Nothing, for two hours.

Noises going through the water pipes all day. Found the source of the problem. The toilet is in that balance of constant filling and flushing.
Things I’ve learned from this.
1) I don’t understand those cisterns with the push button on top.
2) This lav is hooked up to the hot water. The bathroom is currently a sauna. HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?

Does rolling the batteries in a TV remote count as exercise? That’s the most I’ve done today.

@botvolution Isoscelears.

Trying to get to sleep but Tigger is trying to do a pirate impression. Ohh Arg.

The USA tourist board (if they’re not been sacked). Must be having a nightmare right now.
“Come to America, be refused entry for no reason”.
“Come to America, Get deported to another country”.
“Come to America, statistics say you’ll hear gunfire”.
“Come to America, there’s no point in doing business”.
“Come to America, your plane could crash”.
“Come to America, try to convince someone your country exists”.
“Come to America, Get injured on holiday, be in debt for life”!

Wow, the USA is fucked…

@br00t4c @Lazarou Is that Roger or Oliver Stone? :)

@gamingonlinux @ChrisWere All April fools should be posted between 0900 and 1200 UTC.

It’s @botvolution https://anarchism.space/@scrottie/114166713121101122

Flicking through channels before bed. Half watching some show about a murder on a cruise ship. Until I recognised the name of the boat. My sister worked on it. Glued now.

Getting a lot of 404s, Access Denied, firewall notices and cloud flare blocks today. Seems to be American based sites. Something going on?

Channel 4 News is getting shouty.

Went to treat myself for a small chip plate. £3.50?!?

Can someone help me round copyright laws? Why do Disney seem to “own” every fairytale and fable? It’s just weird.

Thrown up blood twice this morning, tried to stop the cats fighting, sat watching a goose in the garden. How’s your day going so far?

@botvolution Not been able to change the bed covers. This one loves it.

@botvolution Am in a lot of pain. The tramadol isn’t kicking in.

Big huggs to anyone having a rubbish Monday night.

@evan @Lazarou *looks at the number of people who voted*

Agh. Just spent 5 minutes talking to someone. They were asking about how the family were. I’ve got no idea who they are.