Notices by ʙᴇɴ ᴄᴏᴛᴛᴇяɪʟʟ (bencotterill@mastodon.social)

Agh. Just spent 5 minutes talking to someone. They were asking about how the family were. I’ve got no idea who they are.

@Lazarou Last time I looked at that site, had to scroll through 88 posts until I got to somebody I knew.

Reading up on some Greek Myths.
Narcissus really was very fit and had a crap time being fawned over.
Echo was a gossip who tried to cover up a fling.
Oedipus killed his dad by accident and didn’t know it was his mum.

Fuck. Tried to go to the pub and be normal.

@botvolution I got gluten free ones as a treat. Someone has been in my special food cupboard 🤬

Right, hands up. Who ate my chocolate HobNobs?

No. Just no.

At the beautiful English seaside.

Local shop having a refurb. So only selling “essentials”, that means there is no gluten free stuff for me. But they still have an entire isle of sweets, chocolates and crisps.

@fribbledom Insane Clown Posse want answers.

#USpol remember folks, on this side of the pond it is Guy Fawkes night.

Had a nap after lunch. No idea what time or day it is now.

FUCKING HELL. Got asked by someone to help recover/change an online password.
Me: any idea what your password is?
: No.
: we will reset it then. What is your DOB?
: dunno, made it up.
: ok, let’s try it elsewhere
: No
: Whynot?
: Made up all security question answers on the spot.
: fine, send password reset to me. What’s the PIN code?
:dunno

@botvolution Most things are!

@botvolution The Corfu registers have rejected my sisters birth certificate today. This is all going to go well.

On the beach where sister getting married this week. For film nerds it’s where bits of James Bond, For Your Eyes Only was filmed. For book nerds that building is where Lawrence Durrell wrote Prospero's Cell.

Uh oh. Thought I heard cat purring loudly in a cupboard. It’s the NAS starting to make odd noises. May have to take it to the vet.

@botvolution Ah fizz. Universal code for “people coming round, get cheap booze”.

@botvolution Or that bloke I once saw that put gravel in blenders.

Had a panic attack in town. An incredibly attractive jogger ran past, gave a smile and lifted their hand for a hi five. I missed and grabbed her tit. So embarrassed in the moment I just kept on going. Worst thing ever.