Notices by Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈 (lazarou@mastodon.social)

Gilead is not a serious country and the people of the World can see it, if Washington cannot.

#China #Tariffs #US #Eggs

@WarnerCrocker lol, we're lucky these guys are so dumb!

Gilead needs a military escapade to distract the joyless citizenry from their retirement funds disappearing

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/world/americas/venezuela/article303665666.html

#USPOL #Venezuela #Guyana

lol, "Everybody Hates Elon"

#Tesla #TeslaTakedown #ElonMusk #Musk #Tariffs #Trump

"Please, the orange leopard bit our faces off and now we need help, please....."

When Liz Truss tried to do this to the UK, the Tories dropped her. The Tories are smarter than the GOP!

#ElonMusk #Musk #BillAckman #Oligarchs #Trump #Tariffs

tbh the driver seems high as fuck

#Monsterdon

Of course you would pick up a man like that for a hitchhiker....

#Monsterdon

why did Laserblaster kill the doc though?
It wasn't explained, we just had shirtless billy instead

#Monsterdon

@RamenCatholic "using slang I just about understand! how dare you kids!" #Monsterdon

Every one of those bikini girls were doing that before I was born.

And I'm old.

#Monsterdon

Does she run drugs to Acapulco?
Is she on the Fentanyl Highway?

#Monsterdon

@br00t4c think how almost two thirds of vets and serving military voted for this POS, and this is how he thanks them.
They'll do it again though.

#USPOL #USMilitary #Trump

@WarnerCrocker @GottaLaff (thankyou for pluralising 'Maths')

If Gilead will be Gilead then the rest of us must work around and without them

#ASEAN #NATO #EU #Canada #US

Bend the Knee to the Fash, ....lose Cash!

#Apple #TimCook #Tariffs #Trump #Trumpcession #StockMarket

They've already been extorted once, and now they are again. I'm sure he'll stop then though, yep...../s

#TimCook #Apple #Extortion #Trump #trumpcession #USPOL #Tariffs

lol

#Apple #NASDAQ #TimCook #StockMarket #Trumpcession

#NASDAQ #StockMarket #Bitcoin #Tariffs #trumpcession

Fuck around and find out, fucko

#Panama #Denmark #Maersk #PanamaCanal #Trump

Does this mean we're keeping the tax on American Social Media then? Or do we fling that card away too out of Starmer's fear of Trump?

This is not a time for slow men who don't get when a gangster is not their friend.

#Tariffs #Starmer #Trump #UKPOL #UKpolitics