Notices by Louis Vallat (louis@social.louis-vallat.dev)

@aram@aoir.social I guess Apple is either expecting most of their (potential) users to use their devices only for emailing and web browsing/cloud based workloads, or they want to push their iCloud subscriptions (or both) :neocat_think:

@ryanc@infosec.exchange aaaaaaaaaah gotcha'! :neocat_cool_fingerguns: makes more sense then (although a bit cursed) :bleh:

@ryanc@infosec.exchange even recently (and on modern hardware)? I haven't seen any performance (latency or throughout) degradation on SSDs or HDDs on modern-ish hardware :noted:

@ryanc@infosec.exchange so not giving ZFS raw access to the disks? :distraught: what about ZFS encryption? :neocat_pleading:

@ryanc@infosec.exchange crypt-slot? :neocat_think:

@ryanc@infosec.exchange have you checked the emission pattern of this WiFi access point? :neocat_think:

"As your AI-enhanced washing machine isn't supported anymore, we remotely applied a firmware update to turn it into a crypto miner."
#microfiction

@rachel@transitory.social security status: too strong :neocat_explode:
@badnetmask@hachyderm.io

How can I create a multidimensional array, or something similar, with bash?:neocat_approve:You don't. If you find yourself needing something like a multi-dimensional array, that is a very strong indication that you should be using an actual programming language instead of a shell.:this_is_fine:

I mean, it's not wrong, I was just wondering if it was possible, no need to say it like that.. :wojak_cursed:

@aryl@mastodon.social where's the RGB though? :thonk:
@whitequark@mastodon.social

@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com "believe it or not, but I use arch (btw) AND am able to create beautiful websites" :absolute_cinema:

@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com check your stomach! :thonk:

@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com yeah, but most mobile forensics tools could be focusing on Signal and other E2EE messaging apps. Also, as Signal servers are centralized and not self-hostable, a phone connecting to Signal servers would be acting like a beacon in certain countries where this app is either banned or seriously monitored.
Watching memes online and doom scrolling isn't uncommon, at an upper layer of the networking model so harder to monitor, and could be attributed to brainrot instead of malicious activities

Memes are so complex nowadays that I wouldn't be surprised if some of these were used as a "secret messaging media", hidden in plain sight, for spies or undercover agents alike :neocat_thinking: These could be very hard to spot in the wild among the "normal" memes and it would be hard to identify the person they are destined to.

@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com "shit happens :bleh:" — Confucius

@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com
Good meme :chefs_kiss:
But no alt :whyy:

@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com It will have absolutely no negative performance impact! It may even make your server way faster, as it'll skip all these bad, bloated, and slow security checks that serve no real purpose except make you pay a fee to Big Cybersec! :bigbrain:

@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com men will ask questions like "Is 64 Bits Enough?" instead of going to therapy :neocat_think_woozy:

@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com if IPv6 so good then why no IPv7? :thonk:

@kaia@brotka.st that's what I call true CyberPunk! :neocat_cool_fingerguns: