Notices by Louis Vallat (louis@social.louis-vallat.dev), page 2

@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com @jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com your shitposts are nearly indistinguishable from your real posts sometimes, I really need a detector that could be used for differentiating them :neocat_thonk: Like I genuinely don't understand if this post is full satire, full sarcasm, semi-serious with a sprinkle of exaggeration for engagement, or just dead serious :neocat_sweat:

@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com you seem... Skeptical about this AI tool :neocat_thinking: I can assure you that our shareholders users love it though :noted:

@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com
- what else would you need to do with a database, smart-ass?
- I don't know, storing data maybe?

@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com I agree

Because ultimately, a programming language is a tool, there is not "one size fits all" solution, just like everything technology-related, and I'm glad that this field is as diversified as it is

@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com I absolutely love it too, the Rust compiler never ceases to amaze me at how good it is, how surgical it can get, and how right it usually is

It's just a dunk on programmers pushing for their favorite language just for the sake of it, without really thinking of whether their language would have helped or not, other than the "familiarity" factor

The "Rust could've prevented it" line is a meme at this point, but being a meme for spamming the same sentence even when wrong or not justified isn't a good thing imho

"{language name} would've prevented it" say programmers about a logic bug that, in fact, another language wouldn't have prevented in the first place

RE: https://mk.cpluspatch.com/notes/a7k7ot6qpu9w002c

@kaia@brotka.st "miss a key" sounds like an Italian fork of Misskey :chefs_kiss:

@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com how much did you pay for a .nexus domain??

@kaia@brotka.st and it f-ing rocks! :neocat_cool_fingerguns:

@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com ls -a doesn't work :neocat_explode:

"recalculating route" said the GPS calmly, as I ignored its instructions for the third time in a row

@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com
Imagine having your site in the "naughty" list of browsers where they have to adapt their behavior so you so it isn't broken anymore
@lnl@screaminginsi.de @networkexception@chaos.social

@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com I do 🫡

I try to keep my own sites hand-made with bare HTML/CSS, trying to avoid JS at all costs just for the fun of it :neocat_laptop:
Sure these are caveman sites which doesn't have all the bells and whistles that other sexier sites have, but they're heckin' fast and light and I'm proud of it :neocat_3c:

RE: https://mk.cpluspatch.com/notes/a5fl5v1y43cc003f

@lain@lain.com Lonney Tunes ahh table