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   lainy (lain@lain.com)'s status on Monday, 17-Mar-2025 04:05:29 JST lainy
   Rate my setup
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     zzzz (shinobufag@miniwa.moe)'s status on Monday, 17-Mar-2025 04:07:50 JST zzzz

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     @lain Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner type shit
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     Louis Vallat (louis@social.louis-vallat.dev)'s status on Monday, 17-Mar-2025 04:08:13 JST Louis Vallat

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     @lain@lain.com Lonney Tunes ahh table

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     Loki3 (loki@whinge.town)'s status on Monday, 17-Mar-2025 04:15:11 JST Loki3

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     @lain the stone of damocles
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     AAAAAA (shark@miniwa.moe)'s status on Monday, 17-Mar-2025 04:21:44 JST AAAAAA

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     @lain i fear this picture's gonna give someone the idea of actually making it
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     Zettour (zettour@gearlandia.haus)'s status on Monday, 17-Mar-2025 04:32:29 JST Zettour

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     Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Monday, 17-Mar-2025 04:33:54 JST Crispy Branzino

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     @Shark @lain
     
     good evening gentlemen,
     
     I want to play a game.
     
     Before you is a kanban board for the companies latest sprint. Your technical debt is considerable and the build has been broken for three weeks. Stories will load in jira but epics cause it to crash. The certificates are expired and artifactory has filled its disks. Your sysadmin team left nearly one month ago.
     
     Above you is a fifty-six ton arizona quarry granite boulder hand carved by the ceo before he dug his own grave in the quartzsite desert. It is suspended by my good grace. Should you propose a sidebar meeting, sit down, exceed fifteen minutes, devolve into a status update, or suggest a new feature, the granite will drop, sending lethal shrapnel in all directions.
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     Princess Serena Star✨️ MKAB Test Run (starcross@mk.absturztau.be)'s status on Monday, 17-Mar-2025 04:35:33 JST Princess Serena Star✨️ MKAB Test Run

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     @lain@lain.com Impending fear of death by smoosh/10

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     kaia (kaia@brotka.st)'s status on Monday, 17-Mar-2025 04:58:13 JST kaia

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     @lain stuff you see at a Sith conference where Sith try to crush each other with the force
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     dilbert 1 (sun@shitposter.world)'s status on Monday, 17-Mar-2025 05:01:16 JST dilbert 1

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     @kaia @lain maybe there's an emergency drop ceiling button in case you get raided by osha
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     psh (psh@kompost.cz)'s status on Monday, 17-Mar-2025 05:19:32 JST psh

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     @lain Damocles approves

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     Ennui (iwillbite@whinge.town)'s status on Monday, 17-Mar-2025 05:20:31 JST Ennui

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     @lain this looks like a threat
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     lainy (lain@lain.com)'s status on Monday, 17-Mar-2025 05:20:42 JST lainy

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     @iwillbite it’s not a threat, it’s a promise
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     narcolepsy and alcoholism :flag: (hj@shigusegubu.club)'s status on Monday, 17-Mar-2025 06:05:36 JST narcolepsy and alcoholism :flag:

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     @a1ba @lain @lispi314 stirner lookin ass :stirner:
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     :umu: :umu: (a1ba@suya.place)'s status on Monday, 17-Mar-2025 06:05:38 JST :umu: :umu:

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     • LisPi
     @lispi314 @lain it's probably just yet another case of AI generated bullshit.
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     LisPi (lispi314@udongein.xyz)'s status on Monday, 17-Mar-2025 06:05:39 JST LisPi

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     @lain @a1ba Tell me that's painted foam.
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     lainy (lain@lain.com)'s status on Monday, 17-Mar-2025 06:43:07 JST lainy

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     @N95939 German hands typed this post
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     Ric (n95939@social.anoxinon.de)'s status on Monday, 17-Mar-2025 06:43:09 JST Ric

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     @lain I have seen more realistic AI pictures

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     御園はくい (hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info)'s status on Monday, 17-Mar-2025 14:04:31 JST 御園はくい

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     @Loki @lain comes with a linkedin post explaining why it reminds employees to do their best every day
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     Desire-kun (nepiant@varishangout.net)'s status on Monday, 17-Mar-2025 14:05:22 JST Desire-kun

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     @lain only 4 reposts but 17 replies, what the hell
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     Piggo :verified_horse: (piggo@piggo.space)'s status on Monday, 17-Mar-2025 14:39:31 JST Piggo :verified_horse:

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     @lain when it detects a macbook on the desk, the rock drops
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     Nico, Harbinger of Memes (nico@toot.exchange)'s status on Monday, 17-Mar-2025 16:41:29 JST Nico, Harbinger of Memes

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     @lain “alright welcome to the annual shareholders meeting, I’d like to address the great weight we all feel overhead. In this company we take nothing for granite, which is why we have a large culture of rock stars”

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