@Shark @lain

good evening gentlemen,

I want to play a game.

Before you is a kanban board for the companies latest sprint. Your technical debt is considerable and the build has been broken for three weeks. Stories will load in jira but epics cause it to crash. The certificates are expired and artifactory has filled its disks. Your sysadmin team left nearly one month ago.

Above you is a fifty-six ton arizona quarry granite boulder hand carved by the ceo before he dug his own grave in the quartzsite desert. It is suspended by my good grace. Should you propose a sidebar meeting, sit down, exceed fifteen minutes, devolve into a status update, or suggest a new feature, the granite will drop, sending lethal shrapnel in all directions.