Notices by Zen Heathen 🇨🇦 (zenheathen@beige.party)

So, um... Will someone text me if that Soviet spacecraft is headed for my town, or is it meant to be a surprise?

@Snowshadow Have you watched it? It was actually quite good.

This May Day, remember that there is no such thing as "middle class". If you're not the owner class, then you're the worker class. Stop letting them divide us against each other.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Workers%27_Day

@Snowshadow @TimWardCam Holy fuck, you can't use GPS for aviation! GPS is accurate to--at best--what, 40 feet?

*sigh*. Tim, your book is one of my favourites, one of my once-a-year go-to's. I think it's time to start down my list again, get my nose in some dharma. Gotta get my metaphorical ass on the cushion. And my actual ass on the cushion. 🙏

@aral "Sharon Osborne can fuck right off" has been true for, what, twenty or thirty years, right?

@paninid My brother-in-law still tells the story of how he'd fall asleep on the train home from downtown, after pinning a note to his coat saying what stop he needed. Never missed it once.

@Snowshadow My mother was asking me if we (wife and I) still have any Easter traditions. I told her we only have one: Retelling the story about how we discovered, upon visiting her (my mother) at Easter, that she doesn't like ham.

See, apparently the reason my family often had ham on occasions was because my father likes ham, Mom doesn't. Mom still made it frequently, even when no one was visiting.

They've been divorced for thirty years. She's been making and eating a meal she dislikes for thirty years. We asked, she couldn' even name the reason. It had simply never realky occurred to her she didn't have to anymore.

And now our one Easter tradition is to retell that story to each other and chuckle.

@rbreich A dictatorship is one run by a dictator, one who rules by dictate, decree, rather than things going through the regular process of government. That's what doing everything by executive order is: Trump just dictates what he wants, and the system falls into line.

It was a dictatorship on Day One.

Okay, #Canada

You've got your elbows up! Good for you.

You're buying Canadian, or at least not American, wherever you can. Excellent!

You're changing travel plans, staying the hell away from that dangerous place down south. Awesome!

There's one more VERY IMPORTANT thing you need to do to show that Canada matters to you, and you'll work to defend it:

VOTE!

Don't stay home. Don't assume the outcome is set. Don't abdicate your responsibility. You're a citizen--this is your duty. Take part, be a part of the system so that you can be a part of the solution. Show your fellow Canadians that you care, and show the United States that when they throw their weight around, Canadians take notice and stand tough!

Elbows up, Canada! VOTE!

#canPoli

@RickiTarr Pitter-patter of little feet
Peal of thunder

Just had a flash of lightning followed by the longest roll of continuous thunder I've ever heard in my life. Pretty sure it was ten full seconds, uninterrupted.

Elections Canada has been in touch with social media platforms about election misinformation | CBC News
https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/elections-canada-misinformation-social-media-1.7491567?cmp=rss

There was a point in my lifetime when I was frightened of the possibility of nuclear war.

Then there was a point in my lifetime when I was overjoyed at the reducing likelihood, the increase of peace and disarmament.

Now there is a point in my lifetime when I have to be happy about the likelihood of increasing nuclear armament against the possibility of aggression from a former ally on our doorstep.

One man and his insane enablers have turned the tide of human history on its head, set all of humanity on a backward trend toward destruction.

THEY MUST BE STOPPED.

I am a white, male, cis, straight-appearing person of German background.

And if you come for "them", whoever you decide is "them",

you'll have to come through me.

Hell, I even had a period of pre-Christian Pagan belief. Runes, all that shit.

You Nazi fucks, I am YOU, without the hate. To get to *them*, you come through *me*. Game on.

#TransLivesMatter #LGBTQIA #BlackLivesMatter #EveryChildMatters #LandBack #FuckFascists

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@GottaLaff Meanwhile in Alberta, they've just paved the way for TWELVE YEAR OLDS to have guns.

Congratulations, Alberta. You are out-Florida-ing Florida.