Well, shit.
My ISP blocks half of Europe's websites, because apparently they have the entire fricking Hetzner cloud blocked.
But now that I use a Squid proxy to get around the ISP's bullshit, Cloudflare blocks me from accessing websites, because accessing from a Digital Ocean IP is suspect or something.
Remember when the fricking web had "web sites" and we had "web browsers" and they just fricking WORKED..?
Now, all this paranoid bullshit is just splitting the web up and disconnecting us all.
This sucks.