Notices by da_667 (da_667@infosec.exchange), page 3

"The maintenance is gonna suck"

"Who the fuck cares? We all work in tech. Either you're gonna do the maintenance, or its going to scheduled its maintenance window for you."

"You're an elder millenial with over 10 years experience, and you no longer exist to be a people pleaser" in a nutshell

"Execs getting pay raises, while every else plays employment russian roulette to make Q4 look good" in a nutshell

BORN TO PCAP
TCP STREAM IS A FUCK
DROP EM ALL
I AM SURICATA MAN
410,376,111,223 ALERTS

6,000 followers.

Why are you here?

yeah

dear Sans: it was one course, over 10 years ago, back when the government paid for it for me.

Please stop asking me if I'd like to buy an 8,000.00+ one-week class.

OH? YOU ARE APPROACHING MY REGISTER? APPROACHING MY WAFFLE HOUSE?

@domi @videolan inside you, are two outlooks. neither of them are working. But VLC works every time

come to Windows 95! We have ominous looking files like UNWISE.EXE

it is sunday, heretics.

We pass out bread, eat hard-boiled eggs, and eat ham on Sunday.

Well, you do. Me? I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing today.

RE: https://labyrinth.social/@nash/116178591588359360

y'ever write code so inefficient you have to bribe your buddies at the EPA to let you run gas turbines on site, poison the local wildlife and community, and consume all of their water for your datacenter?

FCC bans all non-us made IoT routers

dude not even Cisco makes their own shit here.

@cR0w @scottwilson

still find it pants on head crazy that, for phones that are starting to reach into the multiple thousands of dollars, that you're still not allowed to have root on them, and if you do, there are a great many apps that just refuse to work, or you otherwise have to trick to run correctly. And that anyone thought this was a future we want.

if anyone asks, I was born january 1st, 1970. and I live on 1060 West Addison Street Chicago, IL

@rusty__shackleford @cR0w We're being sold a world where machine learning does all of our hobbies for us, but none of the work, and none of it remotely competently enough.

we were all told that future was boston dynamics bots both the humanoid and canine variants gunning people down. Turns it, it was flooding the skies with 20,000.00 IED drones.

vim is being maintained with AI. abandon ship

@prettygood 🦅