Notices by Dan (dank@jorts.horse), page 2

look at how well this fits, even in just the test piece. and it won't move side to side unless you pick it up.

getting this to work properly is a minor miracle. i do two more of these and i can be canonized.

finishing everything with pickled oak / bleached oak tint just before spraying water-based poly

testing fit for a couple of cupholders

finished tabletop, already split into four pieces and fully finished

another angle that shows the grain and medullary rays better

all packed up and ready for delivery

this is what the whitewashing process looks like. it's a brush-on, wipe-off thing, once dry you can apply your topcoat. i used water-based poly per the client's request. it's easy-ish to repair and has very low VOC

https://m.ai6yr.org/@dan/116704228011393571

this is how the split tabletop works. i'm really happy with how seamless it looks once deployed

the video is in real time because i wanted to show the client how quickly it goes together.

@paul_ipv6 @da_667

@skinnylatte Yunnan Sourcing is shipping from the u.s. now! received my yearly order in about a week.

everything i've ever gotten from them has been excellent. i really miss the Huang Jin Gui Oolong (possibly my favorite tea) and Honey Aroma Golden Needle. Hopefully they'll be back next season.

ok, so, look

we can rent an entire fucking submarine for $1000 for up to 16 people

honestly, i would pay for this if at least a few people are game

https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/44643094?source_impression_id=p3_1776377820_P3sePBB1UUPlksSu&check_in=2028-02-04&guests=6&adults=6#availability-calendar

@catsalad @0xabad1dea If Odin brought you a flashdrive, tell me you wouldn't immediately plug it in.

@sinvega @AnarchoNinaWrites i remember coming across a whole series on estranged parents' forums on a late-night reading binge and so many things fell into place.

i was going down the article mentally checking boxes for everyone i always felt bad around only to find out, oh, huh.. they were terrible people. the behaviors and beliefs are distressingly common and once you start noticing, you see it in every toxic boomer, chud, hustlebro, cop, politician, &c.

https://www.issendai.com/psychology/estrangement/dysfunctional-beliefs.html

@ai6yr @jeridansky i've heard from multiple accounts and mods that there's been a significant uptick in abusive accounts starting maybe two weeks ago, which makes it feel coordinated. a lot of pro-authoritarian, pro-violence, pro-administration, pro-ruzzia garbage.

finally watched Pluribus and i have like infinite thoughts about it, but the biggest one is how none of it feels weird?

• you're more or less alone except for a small group of others who are in farflung corners of the world

• every"one" else is part of something that feels like a normative monolith of toxic positivity

• your only hope is reverse engineering all of your interactions

Pluribus might accidentally be a documentary about AuDHD / cPTSD and finding your people online

remember that time Zach did a one-off bit and it was better than all the collected works of scott adams in every single way, from art to storytelling to destroying the conceit of the entire strip?

https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/requiem-for-a-dil

William Turner would've done some sick ass van art

@catsalad The Socialist Workers Party appropriated the sherwin williams paint logo for several years.

@ai6yr @BakerRL75 funnest thing about SVT - a standard treatment for it is the Valsalva Maneuver

https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/treatments/23209-valsalva-maneuver

blasting missiles with spoofed glonass signals and banderite propaganda

Once the song hits, Night Watch uses Lima to spoof a navigation signal to the missiles and make them think they’re in Lima, Peru. Once the missile’s confused about its location, it attempts to change direction. The airframe cannot withstand the excessive stress and the missile naturally fails.”

https://www.404media.co/ukraine-is-jamming-russias-superweapon-with-a-song/