Notices by Parker Banks (parker@cawfee.club)
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Parker Banks (parker@cawfee.club)'s status on Sunday, 23-Nov-2025 08:26:04 JST
Parker Banks
@Paradox @lain Plenty of women taste metallic -
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Parker Banks (parker@cawfee.club)'s status on Sunday, 23-Nov-2025 08:26:02 JST
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@Paradox I'm guessing you're more familiar with things tasting like poo, what with being a twink and all -
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Parker Banks (parker@cawfee.club)'s status on Sunday, 23-Nov-2025 08:26:00 JST
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@Paradox Plenty of women taste metallic. Just how it is. -
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Parker Banks (parker@cawfee.club)'s status on Sunday, 23-Nov-2025 07:37:59 JST
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@waltercool Username is typememetics. Completely sure they are Indian. -
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Parker Banks (parker@cawfee.club)'s status on Sunday, 23-Nov-2025 05:03:16 JST
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@lain @Paradox Do they have popcorn that tastes like unwashed pennies? -
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Parker Banks (parker@cawfee.club)'s status on Sunday, 23-Nov-2025 03:28:36 JST
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@hfaust @lain Indians (gypsies) are the Indians of Europe. Slavs are the Mexicans. -
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Parker Banks (parker@cawfee.club)'s status on Sunday, 23-Nov-2025 02:50:20 JST
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Does anyone remember years ago when that Solana/crypto shill instance went online but then were immediately defederated everywhere because a user kept spamming Nikocado Avocado's coinslot at all the instance admins and the mods were too stupid to know how to deal with it? You're welcome -
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Parker Banks (parker@cawfee.club)'s status on Saturday, 22-Nov-2025 15:24:31 JST
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@dsm No matter how hard you abuse Tylenol, you can only get so autistic -
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Parker Banks (parker@cawfee.club)'s status on Saturday, 22-Nov-2025 13:35:59 JST
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@PunishedD @Junes I got this one -
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Parker Banks (parker@cawfee.club)'s status on Saturday, 22-Nov-2025 13:27:18 JST
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@Doll I'm guessing metric has a higher proportion of fruits to draw upon -
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Parker Banks (parker@cawfee.club)'s status on Saturday, 22-Nov-2025 13:18:46 JST
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@Doll Fruit by the Yard -
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Parker Banks (parker@cawfee.club)'s status on Saturday, 22-Nov-2025 13:11:31 JST
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Is the plural of "Fruit by the Foot" Fruit by the Foots or Fruit by the Feet? -
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Parker Banks (parker@cawfee.club)'s status on Saturday, 22-Nov-2025 07:34:26 JST
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@mischievoustomato @domo @kirby about the surviving part I mean -
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Parker Banks (parker@cawfee.club)'s status on Saturday, 22-Nov-2025 07:34:23 JST
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@mischievoustomato @kirby @domo pity -
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Parker Banks (parker@cawfee.club)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Sep-2025 00:04:20 JST
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He's still popular here! -
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Parker Banks (parker@cawfee.club)'s status on Friday, 05-Sep-2025 12:56:23 JST
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Does Germany have a precision child throwing competition? Like, they have 8, 9, 10, etc., foot high platforms that they have to throw a child onto, with the perfect amount of force that they land softly, neither overshooting with a hard landing, or undershooting. -
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Parker Banks (parker@cawfee.club)'s status on Friday, 05-Sep-2025 08:09:29 JST
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My 2 year old got stung by a bee and he's currently arguing that he needs to touch more bees. -
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Parker Banks (parker@cawfee.club)'s status on Thursday, 04-Sep-2025 14:46:09 JST
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@p @f0x @dorkvalized @mushroom_soup @Owl @Nudhul I'm pretty sure your robots never posted single word replies. -
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Parker Banks (parker@cawfee.club)'s status on Thursday, 04-Sep-2025 13:13:19 JST
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@w0rm @f0x @dorkvalized @p @mushroom_soup @Owl @Nudhul New frontiers to settle. -
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Parker Banks (parker@cawfee.club)'s status on Thursday, 04-Sep-2025 13:11:45 JST
Parker Banks
@p @f0x @dorkvalized @mushroom_soup @Owl @Nudhul Are you just mad they're better at hellthreads than you? Like bot was?