Notices by Parker Banks (parker@cawfee.club)
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Parker Banks (parker@cawfee.club)'s status on Friday, 20-Jun-2025 02:45:55 JST Parker Banks
@DEERBLOOD @RealRaul Stay away from the Nazgooners though, they were men once. -
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Parker Banks (parker@cawfee.club)'s status on Friday, 20-Jun-2025 02:23:26 JST Parker Banks
Baby chicks have arrived. -
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Parker Banks (parker@cawfee.club)'s status on Thursday, 19-Jun-2025 05:31:35 JST Parker Banks
@Will2Power @j @tyler @Terry @siinclaiir I prefer the current thing where modern-day Jews are entirely descended from the (traitorous) tribe of Judah whereas God's blessing was passed down through Joseph who became, I don't know, Europeans or Meds or Joseph Smith or some shit. Ergo White people wuz kangs. -
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Parker Banks (parker@cawfee.club)'s status on Friday, 13-Jun-2025 11:51:55 JST Parker Banks
@pwm My dog that loved eating horse turds probably woke up in New Delhi after we put him down -
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Parker Banks (parker@cawfee.club)'s status on Friday, 13-Jun-2025 11:50:31 JST Parker Banks
@pwm Maybe cats, dogs, etc., have their own doctrine on how to skip over Indian and not waste a cycle. -
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Parker Banks (parker@cawfee.club)'s status on Friday, 13-Jun-2025 11:46:23 JST Parker Banks
Do Hindus realize that being Indian itself is a karmic sinkhole? Just being born Indian is enough negative karma to get you thrown down a level -
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Parker Banks (parker@cawfee.club)'s status on Thursday, 12-Jun-2025 03:56:47 JST Parker Banks
@mint Oh yeah, what happened to Nietzsche? Completely forgot about him. -
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Parker Banks (parker@cawfee.club)'s status on Thursday, 12-Jun-2025 02:19:46 JST Parker Banks
🎵Grandpa, tell me 'bout the good old days🎵 -
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Parker Banks (parker@cawfee.club)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Jun-2025 09:04:02 JST Parker Banks
@neigsendoig @lina -
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Parker Banks (parker@cawfee.club)'s status on Monday, 09-Jun-2025 03:16:11 JST Parker Banks
Spent the morning explaining to grandparents that ego, laziness, and wasting money aren't the reason young people can't afford houses.
At this rate I'm just going to become a pastor so I can berate old people in bulk. -
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Parker Banks (parker@cawfee.club)'s status on Sunday, 08-Jun-2025 09:34:50 JST Parker Banks
@WilhelmIII @Owl @feralphilosophernc @Hoss DNA-wise, Italians and Jews are pretty close. -
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Parker Banks (parker@cawfee.club)'s status on Thursday, 05-Jun-2025 04:13:45 JST Parker Banks
Extra servings of refried beans: free -
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Parker Banks (parker@cawfee.club)'s status on Thursday, 05-Jun-2025 04:13:43 JST Parker Banks
I dream of owning my own Taco Bell right across the street from Auschwitz -
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Parker Banks (parker@cawfee.club)'s status on Thursday, 05-Jun-2025 02:02:43 JST Parker Banks
@lain That's why he put the $$$$ sign right next to her -
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Parker Banks (parker@cawfee.club)'s status on Thursday, 05-Jun-2025 02:02:42 JST Parker Banks
@grips @lain Yeah, I just got a measly APSC camera and already I can feel my money evaporating -
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Parker Banks (parker@cawfee.club)'s status on Wednesday, 04-Jun-2025 10:23:41 JST Parker Banks
It's going great on /biz/ -
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Parker Banks (parker@cawfee.club)'s status on Wednesday, 04-Jun-2025 06:02:38 JST Parker Banks
The delivery guy is forklift certified, I've never been so humiliated. -
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Parker Banks (parker@cawfee.club)'s status on Tuesday, 03-Jun-2025 09:04:00 JST Parker Banks
@Suiseiseki @quad @Mamako What of Intel ME and AMD PSP? -
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Parker Banks (parker@cawfee.club)'s status on Tuesday, 03-Jun-2025 07:18:37 JST Parker Banks
Inspired by the alt chick cashier at the toy store who always wears crop tops. -
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Parker Banks (parker@cawfee.club)'s status on Tuesday, 03-Jun-2025 07:08:15 JST Parker Banks
@Hoss In the long run Freon was probably way better for the environment too.