Notices by Parker Banks (parker@cawfee.club)
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He's still popular here!
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Does Germany have a precision child throwing competition? Like, they have 8, 9, 10, etc., foot high platforms that they have to throw a child onto, with the perfect amount of force that they land softly, neither overshooting with a hard landing, or undershooting.
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My 2 year old got stung by a bee and he's currently arguing that he needs to touch more bees.
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@p @f0x @dorkvalized @mushroom_soup @Owl @Nudhul I'm pretty sure your robots never posted single word replies.
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@w0rm @f0x @dorkvalized @p @mushroom_soup @Owl @Nudhul New frontiers to settle.
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@p @f0x @dorkvalized @mushroom_soup @Owl @Nudhul Are you just mad they're better at hellthreads than you? Like bot was?
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@lain
>self storage
I bet they hold it on an exchange though.
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@Soy_Magnus @bajax A yurt, circular house. I dream of becoming one with the circle.
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Got all the major beams done.
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@f0x @mushroom_soup @Owl @Nudhul
You must be great with Lego cause I'm all bricked up.
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@f0x @mushroom_soup @Owl @Nudhul Damn, I've been dying to lob that line into someone's conversation like a hand grenade for a while and you just autism-jutsu'd your way right around it.
I did buy a bunch of lego-knockoff tiles from aliexpress for doing mosaics. The intention being to do a stop-motion animation of Doom with them. Though I do like trains. I had a big lego train I made as a kid.
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@f0x @mushroom_soup @Owl @Nudhul Is dreamer the one who kept posting recordings of his voice, or am I thinking of someone else?
Regardless, I can't beat train autism. Not even close. I surrender.
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@f0x @mushroom_soup @Owl @Nudhul Oh yeah I know of him. Cawfee club still doesn't jive with poast though, there's a bunch of people I've been unable to follow so I've kind of fallen off the map so still need to migrate again but I've been dragging my feet.
Regardless, I'm not operating on social retardation. Moreso the classic day of physical labor & beer retardation.
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@f0x @mushroom_soup @Owl @Nudhul Will the current iteration be around for a while?
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@f0x @mushroom_soup @Owl @Nudhul Did something happen I completely missed (I completely miss most things)
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@jeffcliff @eriner @freemayonnaise Jeff, I know you got me muted so it doesn't matter. But I'm watching you die of COVID in real time. And it's not because of the virus.
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@freemayonnaise @eriner @jeffcliff Ehh, he's done a pretty good job of not interacting with me since I kept asking him why he's so afraid of death. Which was a while ago
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@freemayonnaise @eriner @jeffcliff Jeff shouldn't even be that opposed to me. I believe COVID is real, I'm a healthy dude, climb mountains, but got wiped out from long COVID for a year. Got DNA tests of my gut biome to prove it and everything. I just don't care, I don't think living like a slave is justified.
I do believe the vaccines are trash though, and never got them. Again, it was better to just ride it out and let what happened, happen.
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@jeffcliff @eriner @freemayonnaise So when am I turning into a Ninja Turtle?
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@Bad_Banner What's the betting market odds on mass suicide?
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