Notices by Wordsmurf of Mouthshire :emacs: 🍄 (notroot@notroot.online), page 3

@jcrabapple@dmv.community Yeah... That was why I tried Twitter for like a week, and dropped it back in like 2007.

I'm verbose. Too verbose to tweet.

Here, on my own #Sharkey instance, I have like a 5000 character limit. Which I can adjust as I like.

@mrandelbot@botsin.space Been there. Done that. It's most of the set, after all.

I've said it before. I'll say it again.

Fuck Jesus Christ. Nail the tool to a post.

I wash my hands.

Pontius Pilate was right.

#atheism

@thegibson@hackers.town Hopefully the same amount of time it takes to question the wisdom of moving to a tourist trap.

@donni@mastodon.social And soul. Don't forget the "soul". It's, apparently, very important to people other than me who believe that shit actually exists.

@joannaholman@aus.social And, honestly, who gives a fuck?

@RnDanger@infosec.exchange @johncarlosbaez@mathstodon.xyz He didn't want to mess up his hair, and all his fellow vacuous celebrity fucktards wear their hats that way, so he does, too.

There's not an original thought under that hat.

A song for our times.

It's not a happy song.

https://youtu.be/LSE7qdjy3Q0?si=8TPeGhNocl_grTXd

#PinkFloyd #TheGunnersDream #Music

@randomwizard@social.vivaldi.net I might join BS, but honestly the biggest hurdle is the same one I have with Mastodon...

Character count, and the lack of threading.

That's why I'm still on #Sharkey. I can QT if I want to, also.

#Mastodon isn't the #Fediverse.

@liamvhogan@aus.social Blah blah who gives a fuck

@inquiline@assemblag.es @tillshadeisgone@blackqueer.life Is "ongoingly" a word?

@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social That's boring. 😆

@johncarlosbaez@mathstodon.xyz Doesn't even know how to wear a fucking HAT.

@billbennett@mastodon.nz @ZippyGonzales@mastodon.nz Et tu, Muske?

@dan@mastodon.durrans.com Sounds complicated. I just go with my fucking gut.

@lovelylovely@masto.ai @bhahne@mastodon.online 22K sexist, ignorant fuckstains.

Who knows. Maybe they'll get deported. One can only hope.

@alexpsmith@beige.party OK, that actually got a strained, bubbling, curmudgeonly chortle out of my fried fucking ass.

@dan@mastodon.durrans.com LOL you get to disagree?

@liamvhogan@aus.social Great.

I don't see any other way forward. Democrats have to splinter. Who will be the splinter group? Who the fuck cares. The Enemy, that's who. The Enemy.

In the US, it's a 2-party system, liberal and conservative. There's an Overton Window that tracks our average national sentiment on this 2D scale.

Because Americans are brainwashed fucking gamers and bros and bitches, they are easily manipulated.

This must be included in the calculus going forward: Assume Americans are fucktard fuckwad fuckstain squatbag-ignorant turtle-heading shart-farters.

Then go forward from there.