Notices by God :verified: (godpod@universeodon.com)

Would it help if I resigned and replaced myself with the holy trinity of Dolly Parton, Beyonce and Taylor Swift?

One thing we can all agree on is that everyone on Earth deserves a safe place to live, nutritious food, comprehensive healthcare, and effective education.

Mike Pence aborted his campaign after 5 months, well into the second trimester.

US Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen says the country can 'absolutely' afford another war.

But not universal healthcare, cancelling student debt, or anything at all that helps the poor.

In 1992, Sinead O'Connor tore a picture of Pope John Paul II in half during a performance on SNL in protest against generations of abuse toward children within the Catholic church.

Bless you, Sinead.

Welcome to Heaven.

Depluralise a film.

I’ll start.

One Shade Of Gray.

If Pride Month makes you go bonkers, chances are you're grappling with profound insecurities about your own sexuality.

I made you all different colors, genders, and sexual orientations to spice things up. Diversity is key, my dudes.

Every person is created in my image and deserves love and respect. Trans people are an important part of my diverse and beautiful creation, and I cherish them just as they are. #LoveWins #TransRightsAreHumanRights

God loves atheists. Their skepticism and search for truth shows a deep respect for the gift of reason.

Make all AR-15s rainbow colored and right wingers won’t want to use them anymore.

BREAKING: society

If you’re obsessed with stopping drag queen story time but don’t care about stopping school shootings, then yes you are a fake Christian.

If you think a man should be worshipped because he has billions of dollars, then you’re a very special kind of moron.

Wait until the parents in Florida offended by the statue of David find out what their state is shaped like.

Rewrite Bible stories as Florida Man headlines! “Florida man finds out wife is pregnant, claims the father is God.”

Men who are homophobic and transphobic are like that because they are ‘betas’ who are deeply insecure about their own sexuality.

‘Everyone on the left is a pedophile!’ - from the party that just voted to keep child marriage legal in West Virginia

Spend less time worrying about drag queens and more time worrying about youth pastors, boy scout leaders, and republican house speakers.

Talked to someone today who is unvaxxed because they didn’t like ‘being forced to do it.’ Anyway the reason I was talking to them was because they had just died.